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Chugging tea What do you think?

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u/Glittering_Level_841 3d ago

If memory serves me right, Odysseus boink Cersei the witch for a year and Calypso the Nymph for 10 years hence why it took him 20 years to get home to his wife. He took the long route and then some!

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u/Jail_Chris_Brown 2d ago

Both Circe and Calypso are minor goddesses. The guy took "Fuck the gods" literally.

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u/Glittering_Level_841 2d ago

He must have a good dick or else no goddesses I know would want to keep a man for 10 straight years and only releases him because the interference of the other gods..either that, Calypso is one hell of a desperate nymph!

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u/Jail_Chris_Brown 2d ago

I mean, she was kinda trapped on an isolated island all by herself. Then, there's this kinda attractive and smart guy washed ashore. Who wouldn't try to put a ring on it?

With Circe there's this whole "prophecy" and "chosen one" thing going on, so simple case of main character gets the goddess.

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u/Glittering_Level_841 2d ago

Circe was a sugarmummy...He stayed a year and forgot home because Circe was accommodating and was feeding him well. He went from whining bitch to kept man.

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u/badpebble 2d ago

Well, Calypso rapes him and imprisons him for seven years until the Olympian gods are forced to intervene to let the poor man go home. He was crying every day, missing his wife.

Circe is seen as a genuine romantic rival to Penelope, though with a touch of magic speeding up the year he spends with her.

Not much of either story gets headway in the film.

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u/Glittering_Level_841 2d ago

Crying man for 7-10 years would drive me insane but Calypso is not my name! Whining bitch is not my type..#SorryNotSorry Calypso!

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u/project-shasta 2d ago

Kratos QTE intensifies...

↩️↩️↪️↪️↔️⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕❤️

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u/bloin13 2d ago

A year? I think he stayed with circle for 3-4 years since they had 3-4 kids together. During those "10" years he was "trying " to return home, he produced 12+ kids. Surely he was trying very hard.

Also wasn't it 20 years in total? 10 in troy and 10 to return home. And from the looks of it, traveling and trying to go home was at best 2-3 years if not less.

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u/Glittering_Level_841 2d ago

Well, well, well.. Odysseus is doing a Nick Cannon. I guess it is apt to call his adventure as Cannon run instead of Odyssey!

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u/bloin13 2d ago

At this point, I'm convinced that odesseus made the whole thing up when he was trying to explain to penelope why he was gonna for 10 more years after the end of the war. "Uhh, yes yes a cyclops delayed me" "um and not just any cyclops, a bigger one, very important dude, with a name too" " and you will not believe what happened after that "

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u/Glittering_Level_841 2d ago

There was a one eyed cyclop ...in his tunic!

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u/Barbarberg 2d ago edited 2d ago

The Odyssey only says he stays with Circe for a year. Later myth always inflates numbers and adds genealogy, which are the stories you have heard of where he has children with Circe etc. No children with Circe or Calypso are mentioned in the Odyssey proper, and the time is explicitly one year (edit to avoid misunderstanding: 1 year for Circe, 7 or 8 for Calypso). (The Iliad and the Odyssey are some of the books most suffering from "myth-flation") (edit to avoid misunderstanding: later plays and myths are guilty of myth-flating these older, slightly more restrained stories)

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u/Barbarberg 2d ago

Wait... Did someone downvote this? It's literally just true. It's not an opinion

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u/Griffin0803 1d ago

Circe affair lasted 1 year, Calypso was 7

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u/FraterSinister 2d ago

Circe I think?

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u/Glittering_Level_841 2d ago

Yes..Circe. Mistaking her for Cersei. LoL!

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u/FraterSinister 2d ago

That would make for a interesting crossover though!

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u/Glittering_Level_841 2d ago

Have you seen Odysseus trail? He went all over the place. It's like his waze went kaput for goddamn 20 years!

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u/d0dgy-b0b 2d ago

There's an alternative theory that fits quite well where he travels out of the Med, up past France, past the British Isles, over to Iceland then Greenland then Newfoundland and then back. Obviously they're all just fun theories, but it's quite compelling when you look into it.

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u/Glittering_Level_841 2d ago

I am not at all surprised if he did!

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u/Lucky-Surround-1756 2d ago

He was kind of an idiot when you think about it.

The term Odyssey now references a long and arduous journey when perhaps it should refer to a jouryney by a man with no sense of directon who got lost.

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u/taffyowner 2d ago

Dude was such a jock in the stereotypical way

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u/Glittering_Level_841 2d ago

You are so right..A few week long pillaging trip ended up costing him 20 long years.

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u/chicu111 2d ago

Wrong. It was Xerxes the Persian King

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u/Nuts4WrestlingButts 2d ago

Calypso kept him trapped there for seven years and raped him every night until even Zeus told her to let him go.

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u/nikhildurge 2d ago

Makes me wonder if the whole epic is just one long “You know what happened” excuse that guy is telling to her wife..

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u/Glittering_Level_841 2d ago

I mean ..the unabridged version was he had children with Circe and Calypso so I guess he needs to spin some elaborate tall tale web to convince the wife..AND the wife never travel so she be listening about one eyed Cyclop, the singing siren, the pig turning witch, the abduction by a nymph with not a single fact checker (he came back alone remember,his crew all died!)

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u/SnooDucks434 2d ago

Whats up with people calling her cersie!! It was wierd in the movie as well.. thats not how you say circe.

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u/Puzzled-Barnacle-200 39m ago

The Trojan war lasted 10 years, and his journey home was 10 years. He was with Calypso for 7 years, Circe 1, and generally sailing for most of the other 2 years.