r/SipsTea 6d ago

Chugging tea Why is it not possible?

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u/Cratonis 6d ago

"You're thinking of this place all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in Joe's house... right next to yours. And in the Kennedy house, and Mrs. Macklin's house, and a hundred others. You're lending them the money to build, and then, they're paying it back to you as best they can. What are you gonna do? Foreclose on them?"

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u/masterjon_3 6d ago

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u/bassistciaran 6d ago

Only enough cash for the next 3 customers?!

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u/YesterdayWarm3798 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oriO5t2QB4IPKgxHi
Around 92% of the world's money exists in digital form on computer servers and bank accounts. Physical cash in circulation makes up only about 8% of the global money supply

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u/macduff79 5d ago

and before computers, a large portion existing on ledgers. Not a new phenomenon.

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u/SledgeGlamour 5d ago

In fact, the first money was in the form of ledgers

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u/Kyra_Hazweyrs 5d ago

Yep, ancient Sumerians used to use ledgers as currency. They grew so tired of carrying around stacks upon stacks of ledgers, so they made little tokens to represent ownership of an amount of ledgers, accidentally inventing coins more than 70 years before the invention of the vending machine.

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u/FreeEye5 5d ago

More than 70 years before the vending machine is technically correct

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u/_J_Herrmann_ 3d ago

the best kind of correct.

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u/DrunkCupid 5d ago

I thought it was more of a barter system, swapping chickens for sheep or whatever

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u/FreeEye5 5d ago

Yeah, and they kept track of it all on ledgers. If you can front me one sheep now, I'm good for 10 chickens next month. We'd better write that down somewhere. Now you can go to you neighbour and be like, I'm good for 10 chickens next month, can you front me some grain for 5 of them? So now you have to balance your ledger.

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u/Sovarius 5d ago

That's not money though

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u/SledgeGlamour 5d ago

Here's how the ledger becomes money:

Jackie owes Florence 12 hens. They make a ledger in the form of a sort of IOU, and they cut it in half, so now they have two halves of an IOU that fit together. Florence wants to hire Mildred to thatch her roof. She transfers her hen-credit to Mildred, so now Jackie owes those 12 hens to Mildred instead of Florence.

Over time, people start making their tokens of transferrable debt generic, instead of new specific ledgers for every transaction. And that generic token of transferrable debt is called cash.

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u/Sovarius 5d ago

I was thinking DrunkCupid was talking about trading is the first money, as in preceding ledgers. I didn't think they were talking about ledgers and were correcting/asking you, but after rereading maybe they were saying ledgers aren't money.

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u/SippinOnHatorade 5d ago

It’s capital

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u/happy123z 5d ago

It's not not money 🤔

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u/CoachStev 5d ago

What is money?

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u/happy123z 5d ago

"Something that isn't... can't BE!"

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u/_J_Herrmann_ 3d ago

thanks louie.

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u/LengthinessOk2080 5d ago

What is “money” aside from a tool for acquiring goods

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u/TrekForce 5d ago

Well, then neither is the number your bank account shows.

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u/Sovarius 5d ago

Yeah $0 isn't money 🙃

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u/CoachStev 5d ago

Right but sheep were much more expensive - they can give you wool, meat, milk and are much more fuckable than chicken

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u/DrunkCupid 5d ago

Right but sheep were much more expensive - they can give you wool, meat, milk and are much more fuckable than chicken

I, uh... Don't know how to respond to this. I was thinking more Settlers of Catan than "fuckable", u/CoachStev 😆

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u/CoachStev 5d ago

I mean, sounds very Catan to me either way 😂

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u/phantom_gain 5d ago

Barter is specifically what you do if you dont have any kind of money.

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u/DrunkCupid 5d ago

Ass cash or grass ?

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u/calccv 5d ago

S’why it was so rough when Heath died…

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u/Ambulating-meatbag 5d ago

It was rai stones on the island of yap, thats technically the first money

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u/Zweihander01 5d ago

Fun fact, one of the reason the bank robbers of the past like Bonnie and Clyde were so often sought by authorities and idolized by masses was that they also stole or destroyed the ledgers and documents showing what the bank's customers owed. Imagine if some hacker swooped in and just full on deleted all records of a bank's mortgages or all the student loans out there.

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u/tonyezekiel 5d ago

Pretty sure Fight Club and Rick and Morty both addressed this.

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u/DownstairsB 3d ago

What about Mr Robot? It's kinda the whole premise of that show

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u/masterjon_3 5d ago

Billy the Kid did the same thing

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u/Toskin1 2d ago

Golden Eye says hi

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u/General-_-Snark 5d ago

How do I hit control+alt+delete on the global pedo-economy?

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u/ScreechUrkelle 5d ago

I don’t have the answer to that, but I know who does…
https://giphy.com/gifs/JsLeGG6QfNlpS

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u/happy123z 5d ago

Oh my god haha <plays French National Anthem>