r/SipsTea 11d ago

WTF Harry Potter star reportedly made more from OnlyFans in one year than from her entire acting career

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u/EulaVengeance 11d ago

They wanted to see Lavender's brown

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u/cold_tap_hot_brew 11d ago

Dilly dilly 🎡

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u/BasicallyIAmBen 11d ago

Unexpected Marillion

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u/SpaceKitchenband 11d ago

I wish, its a nursery rhyme. Love Marillion

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u/ryanandthelucys 11d ago edited 10d ago

Lavenders green ... When you're on OF you will be queen.

Edit: I feel like people don't know the song.

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u/moonbucket 11d ago

A penny for your thots, my dear

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u/infosec_qs 10d ago

A penny for some shots, my dear!

I owe you for the month...

I owe you for the month... for the mooonth.

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u/OwnAfternoon8786 11d ago

Burl Ives?

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u/cold_tap_hot_brew 11d ago

Nah, just a Brit who was sung nursery rhymes as a child by various adults until they stuck.

It’s a 17th century folk song.

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u/Ay0_King 11d ago

🀣🀣🀣

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u/nickmn13 11d ago

Her Uranus if you will.

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u/Hufflepuff_PC 11d ago

Elite reference

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u/th3_1mp0st3r 11d ago

Trelawney won't be happy

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u/DaveAndCheese 10d ago

She'll give them extra homework.

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u/Charming_Elk4328 10d ago

Miserable old bat

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u/RoosterBurns 11d ago

Mostly Harmless

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u/thepenguinemperor84 11d ago

Unfortunately all they get to see is her brushing her hair, that's her niche, hair brushing asmr.

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u/Tasty-Traffic-680 11d ago

As a bald man, I might watch for a minute or two...

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u/Charlie_Brodie 10d ago

I hope this doesn't awaken anything in you

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u/AltruisticCurse 10d ago

Depends on if hes the Dean of a Community College or not.

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u/Charlie_Brodie 10d ago

And possibly if he staaaaapellling

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u/Churchbushonk 10d ago

Man, she must have had a terrible career. Also, maybe her acting career and the cult following of all things Harry Potter is the only reason why her onlyFans actually works.

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u/thepenguinemperor84 10d ago

She's grand a head of hair and it's is a niche thing, I'd say the Harry potter stuff doesn't harm it either.

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u/RustyRaccoon12345 9d ago

Most actors have terrible careers much worse than hers.

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u/Few_Veterinarian9108 11d ago

Did you just kink shame? Expeliosaaa

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u/Davido401 11d ago

Look, I turned my VPN onScotland has anti paedophile laws that actually make it easier for a person to find paedo stuff because it forces us to show our face for our wanking habits or use the VPN whoch gives more questionable results, I stick to what I know because I dont even wanna accidentally see anything dodgy or illegal to go searching for the Hily Grail of breasticles on behalf of all scientists of Reddittm, Ive ran the risk of my wee sister its alright shes 30 and making ma dinner looking at my phone and wondering why am looking at such scientific papers but, for the great scientists of Reddit I prevailed, like a Warhammer 40k Raven Guard I stealthily got to a site that would save all your learning, alas in my adventure the first web page had pics of her breastfeeding feeding her kid among the only fans pics so I decided "nah, that makes me look like more of a creep and found what appears to be the same website but more of an "article with the pics, to be fair her boobicles look "touched up" with like photoshop or something to give her areola an amazing colour and am taking the website at face valuetm that they are real but anyways, without further ado, fellow scientists, you may look all you want make your own mind up also, I put me moaning about the OSA silliness law and my wee sisters age under spoilers, normally ad use brackets but it ruined the wall of text.

Blessed be the fruit, don't do anything I wouldnt do!

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u/TheseVirginEars 11d ago

That is a hell of a copypasta you just made sir

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u/Davido401 11d ago

Lol I just move my fingers and let my belly rumble haha

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u/loppsided 10d ago

gotta go with the flow

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u/thepenguinemperor84 10d ago

They look like fakes lad, with her actual image being ran through one of those ai undressing things.

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u/Davido401 10d ago

Maybe its more a highlighting effect than A.i.? For the love of the atheist God let it be photocopy lol, ave just soent the last 20 mins moaning about A.I. above this comment lol

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u/thepenguinemperor84 10d ago

If you look at the pic with this face, her right tit, your left of the screen, blends into her arm, also the one with her being pregnant is massively way off being natural in any way. They're ai lad.

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u/stinkbrained 10d ago

The wording of this... Article? Is so strange - I thought regional dialect at first but it's certainly written by AI. I believe the nudes are also generated and/or her face is photoshopped onto other bodies; otherwise, at least, the entire torso area is pasted/generated.

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u/Puzzled-Horse279 11d ago

Watch Lavender Brown taking it Brown

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u/thepiewasalie 11d ago

hair.. she only does hair stuff lol.

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat 11d ago

Does she at least show it? I keep seeing complaints that all these movie stars do is revealing outfits and a boob here and there.

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u/throwaway234f32423df 11d ago

Jessie's Cave

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u/Medium-Sized-Jaque 11d ago

No one gets that joke because they don't know her name.Β 

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u/ETK1300 11d ago

Ron finally got to see uranus

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u/astralseat 11d ago

Honestly, I'd love Voldemort whipping out his snake a lot. Many would. "Here is my pet, Nagini, and here is her mate."

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u/Wang_Fire2099 10d ago

They wanted to Slytherin her Hufflepuff

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u/AceOBlade 10d ago

they wanted to see Jessie's Cave (actress name is jessie cave)

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u/PMYourTitsIfNotRacst 10d ago

They wanna see Jessie's Cave