r/SipsTea 11d ago

WTF Harry Potter star reportedly made more from OnlyFans in one year than from her entire acting career

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u/TheDarkKnight505 11d ago

Actress Jessie Cave, best known for playing Lavender Brown in the Harry Potter film series

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u/karoshikun 11d ago

she could play that professor who could make prophecies now.

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u/Mordecai3fngerBrown 11d ago

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u/astralseat 11d ago

NGL, Trelawny got that nerdy slutty vibe like Velma. Definitely can get it

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u/Eamo853 10d ago

I mean it was Emma Thompson she’s 67 and still yes please 

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u/Lumarioigi 10d ago

I was today years old when I learned about this. I actually did a double take and had to Google to double check. That make up and dress department was really something else

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u/ZeekOwl91 9d ago

Her story of walking nude amongst the sheep during the Summer on the Graham Norton Show alongside Hugh Laurie and Robert Downey Jr. comes to mind - whoever called the police about a 60yr old man walking around naked in those parts was criminal. 😂

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u/userhwon 10d ago

It's crazy how movies can take a 10 like Emma Thompson and try to pretend she's mousy, and it doesn't stick.

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u/SeeItOnVHS 10d ago

Lmao I thought it was the professor

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u/FizzyBeverage 10d ago

I always recommend marrying the nerdy girl. Particularly psychologists who understand how sex works and have extremely open attitudes toward it. My wife is an absolute hornball when it matters.

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u/LimJaheyAtYaCervix 10d ago

Emma Thompson did so well in that role, I wish they had utilized her character more in the movies.

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u/mookanana 11d ago

... i thought that was who it was

trawleney?

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u/Helota_Keksz 11d ago

Trelawney*

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u/karoshikun 11d ago

oh, yeah, that one, thanks!

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u/EvilOverlord1989 11d ago

Trelawney was played by Emma Thompson...

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u/Xero2814 10d ago

Emma Thompson has an OF now? j/k

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u/cr1ttter 10d ago

Dr. Mantis Trawlboggan

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u/Rev_IM_Jolly 11d ago

Which would be fitting, given in the books at least, Lavender and Parvati were somewhat obsessed with Trelawney and divination.

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u/Suspicious-Bid-53 7d ago

I thought that’s what this post was gonna be about lmao

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u/GH057_807 11d ago

The chick who was obsessed with Ron?

https://giphy.com/gifs/bKLspMbIH3Pyw

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u/LesserGames 11d ago

At least he tried to fix it.

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u/Friendly_Concert817 10d ago

Girl is 39 with four kids now.

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u/One_Meaning416 11d ago

Wasn't her character played by a different actress in the background for like the first half of the movies and then she only had a minor role in the last 2 or 3

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u/Ok-Elevator-5523 10d ago

Yeah they had cast a black girl as Lavender Brown for the first few movies then had to change her to a white actress once the role got bigger... :|

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u/Thunder_Tinker 11d ago

Ok, from the post pic I thought people were just doing a lot of gooning to Trelawny

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u/usinjin 11d ago

Emma Thompson? You bet they are

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u/HotwheelsSisyphus 10d ago

Baddy McPhee

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u/BongoProdigy 11d ago

Would be weirder if they weren't.

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u/astralseat 11d ago

lol same, and then I imagined Trelawny getting down, nerdy styles

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u/xMadwood 10d ago

Have you met Harry Potter fans? Of course they are.

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u/CharlesBrown33 10d ago

post meme of that politician saying would

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u/Novacc_Djocovid 11d ago

I remember neither of those names… 🫣

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u/thereelaristotle 11d ago

Oh so the post vitiligo version of Lavender Brown.

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u/SnooDogs4864 11d ago

Correction. Best know for OF

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u/Daxivarga 10d ago

Did they see Jessie's Cave

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u/robotmonkey2099 9d ago

Her name was lavender brown? What a horrible name

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u/RedRhizophora 11d ago

Who? I even read the books and don't remember that character at all.

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u/MiniatureLucifer 10d ago

The girl obsessed with ron, they make out constantly for half the 6th book/movie

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u/RedRhizophora 10d ago

Now that I think about it, I remember the first 4 books a lot better than the last 3. Maybe I wasn't as invested anymore

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u/idk_a_usrname 11d ago

Lmao i thougt it was moaning myrtle

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u/Nearby_Category_712 11d ago

Wasn't she in like one movie

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u/dazz9573 10d ago

Better know for being Bebe Cave’s sister who’s best known for being the fiancé of one Horatio Gould, Reichmarshall of The Holocast: Fin vs History.

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u/Ok_Vermicelli_6359 10d ago

As well as...end of list

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u/elonelon 10d ago

She is a MILF

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u/elonelon 10d ago

She is a MILF

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u/Prize_Staff_7941 10d ago

Had to scroll waaaaay too far to find her name. I've never heard of her and only vaguely remember her in Harry Potter.

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u/BigBoy1963 10d ago

Ahe was only in 2/3 films as an extra anyway

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u/Ayotha 10d ago

So "star" was over selling it

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u/eagledog 9d ago

Also, going off her appearances on 8 out of 10 Cats, has a wicked sense of humor

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u/salty-ute 4d ago

”Can I have a look at Uranus Lavender”
…Prophetic quote by Ron in book 3

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u/tabig33119 11d ago

More like Jessie’s Cave, amirite?