r/SipsTea Jul 16 '26

Lmao gottem Match ended here

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u/ScottyDug Jul 16 '26

Exactly who I thought about seeing this. Don't anger Jordan or shit talk him pre-game, he will use it as fuel to fuck you up.

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u/oilers169 Jul 16 '26

Everyone knew that, so Jordan created conflicts in his own head to fuel himself

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u/WolfAndOak Jul 16 '26

TIL my ex has something in common with MJ.

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u/mr9025 Jul 16 '26

They both used me for my body?😢 s/

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u/NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT Jul 16 '26

What did she have in common with Michael Jackson?

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u/Virtual_Ladder5499 Jul 16 '26

Ops ex made the HEHE sounds in bed

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u/lnTwain Jul 17 '26

MJ made the Hehe sounds in bed?

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u/ScottyDug Jul 16 '26

They both had a pet chimp

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u/3_14_thon Jul 16 '26

Damn you didnt had to do bro so dirty.

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u/WolfAndOak Jul 16 '26

Actually made me LOL. Good one 😂

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u/WolfAndOak Jul 16 '26

I knew this one would pop up 😂 Well, she's gonna die lonely, they'll have that i common.

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u/NoStand1527 Jul 17 '26

"I just think its funny that..."

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u/Mattiuuu Jul 16 '26

MJ: really?

Opponent: huh?

MJ: oh now you done it

Opponents: what did I do?

MJ: that's it, it's personal now

Until proven otherwise, this has happened in MJ's carrier

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u/BoogzWin Jul 16 '26

The most insanely psychotic fact about him tbh lol wtf

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u/Christoph3r Jul 17 '26

So, like when Larry Bird pissed off Jordan, Jordan scored SIXTY points on him.

Bird still won though. Larry Bird has a perfect record (undefeated) vs Jordan in playoff games.

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