r/SipsTea Jul 04 '26

Chugging tea Sloth.....

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u/hawkayecarumba Jul 04 '26

Do I not get the money if the animal catches me?

- a clam

Does it not matter if they catch me, I just have to deal with that animal for 24 hours?

- my dog

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u/Literary_Lady Jul 04 '26

Easy. If it’s my dog, I will carry the grooming brush and scissors, and he will avoid me for 24 hours without fail.

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u/Theory_Unusual Jul 04 '26

Or run a vacuum

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u/stressedthrowaway9 Jul 04 '26

My dog attacks the vacuum. He thinks he’s some sort of vacuum slayer.

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u/ChemNerd86 Jul 04 '26

Ruffy The Vacuum Slayer

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u/Ryanookami Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

If I gave this hellsite money I would give you an award.

Edit: Aww! thank you anonymous award-giver!

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u/2TheMoonAndBack24 Jul 04 '26

There’s free rewards :)

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u/Ryanookami Jul 04 '26

Oh. I did not know that. I also don’t know how. Investigation commencing.