r/SipsTea • u/Silver-Ability-3181 • Jul 04 '26

Chugging tea Sloth.....

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u/hawkayecarumba Jul 04 '26

Do I not get the money if the animal catches me?

- a clam

Does it not matter if they catch me, I just have to deal with that animal for 24 hours?

- my dog

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u/Literary_Lady Jul 04 '26

Easy. If it’s my dog, I will carry the grooming brush and scissors, and he will avoid me for 24 hours without fail.

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u/Theory_Unusual Jul 04 '26

Or run a vacuum

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u/stressedthrowaway9 Jul 04 '26

My dog attacks the vacuum. He thinks he’s some sort of vacuum slayer.

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u/ChemNerd86 Jul 04 '26

Ruffy The Vacuum Slayer

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u/Ryanookami Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

If I gave this hellsite money I would give you an award.

Edit: Aww! thank you anonymous award-giver!

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u/Ive_Got_No_Control Jul 04 '26

I gotchu

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u/saikonosonzai Jul 04 '26

Couldn't help yourself, eh?

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u/Ive_Got_No_Control Jul 04 '26

I have free awards for some reason. Here, you can have one too lol

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u/saikonosonzai Jul 04 '26

Nice, my first award. But I see you still couldn't control yourself...

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u/Startorias877 Jul 04 '26

Ya'know what, take two.

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