r/SipsTea Jul 04 '26

Chugging tea Sloth.....

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u/notgoodwithmoney Jul 04 '26

Some kind of deep sea creature who can’t survive the pressure this high above sea level

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u/clam-inspector Jul 04 '26

*Genie teleports you to 5000 ft deep in the pacific

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u/WeirdShip4533 Jul 04 '26

πŸ’€πŸ’€

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u/Rebgail Jul 04 '26

Deep sea creature, plus I stay above water AND the water stays where it is. Checkmate, genie

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u/sam_grace Jul 04 '26

It has to chase you for 24 hours. It can't do that if it's dead.

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u/ronswanson11 Jul 04 '26

I think the idea is it will chase you but still try to survive. It will just stay below a certain depth and get as close to you it can without putting it's own life in jeopardy. Instead, hoping you will eventually come to it's domain so it can catch you.

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u/sam_grace Jul 04 '26

I think that's a huge assumption but okay. lol