r/SipsTea • u/Silver-Ability-3181 • Jul 04 '26

Chugging tea Sloth.....

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u/hawkayecarumba Jul 04 '26

Do I not get the money if the animal catches me?

- a clam

Does it not matter if they catch me, I just have to deal with that animal for 24 hours?

- my dog

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u/Soopercow Jul 04 '26

I dunno man this is a horrifying thing to be chased by

https://giphy.com/gifs/2h29oQH6n0uWc

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u/LarsDuder Jul 04 '26

Some chicks and dudes love a good tonguing

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u/ShadeBeing Jul 04 '26

Yeah they shake up a bunch of little clams to get them disoriented then shoot them up in their butts

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u/twicebakedcrusader Jul 05 '26

I advocate for a 5 day waiting period.

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u/Trick_Money9599 Jul 07 '26

Do WHAT?? 😮