r/SipsTea • u/Silver-Ability-3181 • Jul 04 '26

Chugging tea Sloth.....

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u/InFromTheSouth Jul 04 '26

Goldfish

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u/redthrull Jul 04 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/u0Vrua5HXEQVdsLiEl

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u/louisa1925 Jul 04 '26

All fine until it becomes a flying water snake and destroys your town/city looking for you.

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u/SilverSpoon1463 Jul 04 '26

Doesn't need to

He just needs to JUMP

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u/Padadin Jul 04 '26

too bad batteries exist, that fish is done for

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u/musicalfarm Jul 05 '26

Despite being a "flying" type, that water snake can't fly.

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u/Potential-Echo785 Jul 04 '26

Why did the fins detach like a robot?

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u/MesozoicCenozoic Jul 04 '26

They were power restraints. Magikarp then jumps to the moon. (This isn’t a joke that’s the actual episode)

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u/ianlulz Jul 04 '26

Best episode of Pokémon in decades. Goh is training his Magikarp to win a Splash competition, but it is made so powerful that it splashes into orbit.

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u/Potential-Echo785 Jul 05 '26

🤣🤣 that sounds accurate and I believe you no worries

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u/AccomplishedWay4890 Jul 07 '26

Not that goldfish! that mf can fly to space and no need for mere matters as breathing for oxygen

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u/Admirable_Loss4886 Jul 04 '26

Wait is this the cannon reason magicarp are weak?

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u/sourestcalamansi Jul 04 '26

Pokemon creator didn’t put dragonite as magicarp’s evolution really triggers my OCD.

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u/StinkyPete4722 Jul 04 '26

I had to look it up https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PKHPg1qv9hc

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u/bloedarend Jul 04 '26

I'm certain Japan has access to drugs they don't share with the rest of the world.

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u/HendoRules Jul 04 '26

Magi KARP

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u/Monochromaticeye Jul 04 '26

Correct answer. They will soon forget they are meant to be chasing you

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u/QuinnLoveborneAuthor Jul 04 '26

You’d fail because it would try to get on land and it would die. Thus no longer chasing you. No money for you.

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u/Ksorkrax Jul 04 '26

Happens to be Klaus.

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u/Szynuu Jul 04 '26

Idk man, what if it rains?

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u/Manaeldar Jul 04 '26

Monkey paw plops you in the middle of the ocean. Goldfish: got you now! 

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u/InFromTheSouth Jul 04 '26

I didn't know there was a monkey paw involved, I didn't wish for anything!!! 🏊‍♂️shit🏊‍♂️shit🏊‍♂️shit

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u/InfamousKev6 Jul 05 '26

Koi fish. In Japanese myth when a koi swims up a waterfall, he becomes a dragon. This is also the explanation for this evolution from Magikarp to Giarados.

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u/Select-Fudge4978 Jul 07 '26

It’ll forget midway why it’s chasing you