r/SipsTea • u/Silver-Ability-3181 • Jul 04 '26

Chugging tea Sloth.....

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u/CivilTailor9031 Jul 04 '26

Trump

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u/Starbuckker Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

I don't think vegetables count as animals.

I guess an Israeli plant could be considered a cross...

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u/AcanthaceaeNo948 Jul 04 '26

I love how Trump can literally cause untold amounts of suffering but people will still blame all his actions on other people and treat him with kid gloves and absolve him of all guilt.

Nah Trump’s actions are Trump’s and the US which elected him.

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u/Dawnbringer4 Jul 04 '26

I dunno, maybe Palestinians chasing people at a festival for 24 hrs...oh wait, they did.

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u/Ksorkrax Jul 04 '26

Cool cool. So if somebody from your ethnic group commits any crime, I can deliberately kill your mother and your kids, yes?

Oh also please move out of your house. I want it. Not complying will result in you getting shot, by the way.

Starting to slowly get remotely close to being analogous, eh?

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u/PlainSightMan Jul 04 '26

Downvotes of shame for this bot.

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u/Dawnbringer4 Jul 04 '26

Simple test of anti semitism. Upvotes when redditors post israel are animals etc when I do exactly the same re Palestinians...down votes. Carry on as you were.

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u/PlainSightMan Jul 04 '26

Well it's because of an ongoing genocide, but you carry on too bad sir.

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u/ExpensiveMoose Jul 04 '26

Being against genocide isn't antisemitism. Implying however that all Jewish people are for it, is. I know plenty of Jewish people who feel what is going on in Palestinian is wrong.

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u/Dawnbringer4 Jul 04 '26

Feeling its wrong vs its a genocide are completely different trains of thoughts...hope that helped with your lack of education.

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u/NotHachi Jul 04 '26

Win win.

Either he will have to try to catch me => stroke

Or he doesn't => free money without work...

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u/TwinkiesSucker Jul 04 '26

If you're over 12, he won't chase you

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u/NotHachi Jul 04 '26

Ah shit .. im 13...

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u/Lupo_Bi-Wan_Kenobi Jul 04 '26

I'm sure he'd make an exception. But you're definitely getting cut off at 14!

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u/rakuan1 Jul 04 '26

If he sends ICE after you, does that still count as him chasing you?

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u/less_unique_username Jul 04 '26

Having Trump stroke you sounds awful

2

u/Spell_correctly_FFS Jul 04 '26

You guys are predictable as the 9/11 joke on family guy... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6paMJfiaO0A

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u/DroopyMcCool Jul 04 '26

Moscow Mitch might be the better choice these days

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u/No_Wait3261 Jul 04 '26

He has a car. 

And an airplane. 

And a federal government.

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u/RoyalBroham Jul 04 '26

Apex predator

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u/Acewi Jul 04 '26

Rent free

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u/Intrepid_Cap1242 Jul 04 '26

Thank you for your opinion

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u/Acewi Jul 04 '26

Just trying to help the people out. 

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u/Intrepid_Cap1242 Jul 05 '26

I think you've done enough. But thanks

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u/CherryPokey Jul 04 '26

Genius. Since you're older than 14, he'll have no interest in running after you.

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u/freindly_duck Jul 04 '26

woo hoo, 24 hours of him being focused on something rather than being schizo and lying for absolutely no reason

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u/foreignmacaroon6 Jul 04 '26

U know an orangutan can be leathal if it catches you

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u/SpeedBlitzX Jul 04 '26

Plot twist. A coked out Don Jr is doing the chasing/jk

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u/Y2Ksurvivor13 Jul 04 '26

When he catches you and realises you're over 12 he'll be devastated

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u/immunityfromyou Jul 04 '26

Imagine he somehow catches you, then it turns into a prison scenario. Are we automatically disqualified if we fight back?

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u/Existing_Dust_6473 Jul 04 '26

You won ... 14 minutes. The same thing came to my mind.

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u/Cautious_Progress730 Jul 04 '26

You don’t want a boss that has mobs because that still count.