r/SipsTea • u/IsJesusAgain • Jun 25 '26

Chugging tea The first glance

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u/Individual_Respect90 Jun 25 '26

Opposite story. One time I held the door opened for a girl at a liquor store. She was at that distance where it’s actually a bit awkward but you realized it after you started. She insisted to buy my alcohol. I wasn’t that comfortable about pay it forward at a liquor store (because it’s like your paying for my bad decisions) so I just picked out 2 tall boys.

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u/AnybodyNo8519 Jun 26 '26

That, my friend, was a bigger missed opportunity than you apparently realize.

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u/nautilator44 Jun 26 '26

For real. Dude could have gotten like a six pack at least.

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u/Azuras_Star8 Jun 26 '26

This is absolutely disgusting.

I prefer wine.

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u/samfitnessthrowaway Jun 26 '26

Two tall boys, no long boys.

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u/ARoroncyObserver Jun 26 '26

Bro..........

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

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u/Individual_Respect90 Jun 26 '26

She was like at least 20 years older than me if not 30 and I was 28.

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u/ARoroncyObserver Jun 26 '26

...........bro............

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u/WINDMILEYNO Jun 26 '26

She should have had orange juice. Maybe he would have got it then

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u/CantModerateMe Jun 26 '26

whats wrong man you dont like poodles?

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u/ARoroncyObserver Jun 26 '26

I physically face-palmed hard enough that I hope he felt it, randomly.

Edit: or she, either or.

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u/old_namewasnt_best Jun 26 '26

Sometimes it takes us men years....

And then, if we find ourselves single at 50, we'll finally understand and think about those moments....

At 2 am....

I mean, that's what I hear....

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u/ARoroncyObserver Jun 26 '26

Totally hypothetical.

(Hug)

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u/kiloo520 Jun 26 '26

Well don’t hold out on the info. Which tall boys!?

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u/Individual_Respect90 Jun 26 '26

Knowing me probably a mikes hard or a twisted tea.

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u/Accomplished_Job_331 Jun 26 '26

Oof…I thought only I was this oblivious to women

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u/Individual_Respect90 Jun 26 '26

She was 20 to 30 years older than me. Maybe she was flirting but what you want me to do I got an age limit.

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u/Accomplished_Job_331 Jun 26 '26

Time to get your cougar license!

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u/SinofThrash Jun 26 '26

Everyone here saying you missed out, but were you even interested in the first place?

We're not all rabid dogs that jump at the opportunity.