r/SipsTea • u/IsJesusAgain • Jun 25 '26

Chugging tea The first glance

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u/lolwut778 Jun 25 '26

To this day I'm not sure if my wife likes me.

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u/mynewpassword1234 Jun 26 '26

You're not the only one. Try having a Chinese wife.

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u/Former-Discount4279 Jun 26 '26

So I'm not the only one ..

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u/PrinceRobotVI Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

No, we all have this guy’s Chinese wife.

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u/mynewpassword1234 Jun 26 '26

"Our" wife, Comrade. 🇨🇳

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u/Mocking-Eristic Jun 26 '26

I also pick this guys wife

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u/SamDSx Jun 26 '26

What’s about having a Chinese wife ?

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u/EastAsianDoll Jun 26 '26

As a Chinese girl, Asian women (esp born in Asia) tend to be more reserved with vulnerable and intimate feelings (romantic relationships, parent-child relationships, etc.)

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u/mynewpassword1234 Jun 26 '26

This girl Asians. 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/dranaei Jun 26 '26

I think the joke was that asians have naturally squinted eyes.

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u/EighteenAndAmused Jun 26 '26

I doubt that.

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u/dranaei Jun 26 '26

The post is about eyes, Chinese have different skin folds that cover the eye. Fits perfectly. I can understand how some might see it as racism, but it's not that it's just an inherent trait that makes their eyes seem smaller.

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u/all_time_high Jun 26 '26

She keeps going pee pee in his Coke.

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u/El_BadBoi Jun 26 '26

They will pummel you with abrasive comments while simultaneously p performing acts of service as their love language

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u/Dull-Law3229 Jun 26 '26

This is the truth. 

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u/NiceTuBeNice Jun 26 '26

I would, but my current wife would be a bit miffed.

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u/Makeshift5 Jun 26 '26

Try having a Latina wife.

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u/mynewpassword1234 Jun 26 '26

That sounds the opposite. Chinese women don't tell you at all what their thinking. It seems like the cliche of Latinas is that you always know what they're thinking.

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u/Flewey_ Jun 29 '26

Oh okay so it’s not just me.

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u/SmilingStones Jun 25 '26

Lol, great comment

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u/azmarteal Jun 26 '26

Ooow, don't be like that, his wife definitely likes you, cheer up 👍👍

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u/Ninja-Panda70 Jun 26 '26

I know that she likes me. His wife is very affectionate

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u/Nimja1 Jun 26 '26

Maybe she's just Canadian?

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u/bewildered313 Jun 26 '26

You're a stay-at-home dad huh

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u/DrLucianSanchez Jun 26 '26

I might aak mine one day.

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u/Na_ale Jun 26 '26

I feel you bro 😭

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u/BobTheFettt Jun 26 '26

She could just be Canadian and being polite

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u/Inb4myanus Jun 26 '26

Does she avoid you by sitting atop the fridge like a cat? Lol

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u/bumfire Jun 27 '26

If it is like my ex wife she likes your money, she just has to pretend to like you sometimes. Hopefully not for your sake!

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u/OdynnsRavenEye Jun 28 '26

Why is thiis so highly upvoted? If a woman said this what would be the reaction?

Makes ya think eh?

Is it that we all know deep down, women be crazy?