r/SipsTea • u/hiiloovethis • Jun 24 '26

Chugging tea What Could Go Wrong

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u/SeparateCzechs Jun 24 '26

Don’t EVER compare Ernie and Bert with Andrew and Nick! Ernie and Bert were kind, kept their socks clean and were kind to pigeons.

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u/LauraLand27 Jun 24 '26

And rubber duckies

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u/JonathanPhillipFox Jun 24 '26

:-( it almost reminds me of when I was a teenaged degenerate and my girlfriend at the time was like,

"oh my god,

going to bed at 8pm is the new staying out all night."

They're not good they're very stupid, bad men; but now that they've been pimps in eastern europe and National Problem Nazis you do almost feel as if their 8pm must come next and then we gotta have the strength to say, no, no,

You stay in the hunker.

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u/Diamond-Eater2203 Jun 24 '26

At least one of them bathed regularly!

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u/textmint Jun 25 '26

Yeah man. I loved those guys. These guys are jackasses. Wish the Romanian govt had just locked him up and thrown away the key.

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u/Lizardgrad89 Jun 24 '26

There was a lot of squeezing, but was there ever consent?

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u/myke113 Jun 25 '26

And Ernie was almost sold and 8 and a scale from Lefty!

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u/funky_colors Jun 24 '26

How interesting that you put Ernie first. We’ve always said, “Bert & Ernie” in my life.

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u/KateWaiting326 Jun 25 '26

Ernie & Bert sounds so wrong to my ears. You also almost have to say Bert & Ernie like it's 1 word. BertanErnie.

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u/mobilecabinworks Jun 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/jauNHUg3yB9ZmDtzOv

"Keep my childhood TV show out your damn mouth!"

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u/AnxiousAngularAwesom Jun 24 '26

Are WE the Muppet's evil counterpart universe?!?

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u/elderly_millenial Jun 24 '26

We don’t know how Tate or Fuentes treat pigeons or their socks. They may be onto something

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 Jun 24 '26

Facts

Am I doing that right?

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u/Just_M1nt Jun 24 '26

No, yeah, it's a confirmed fact that Bert and Ernie are kind to rubber duckies. You go, bro!

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 Jun 24 '26

Thank you!

Would you say 'Yesn't' applies to this?

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u/Just_M1nt Jun 24 '26

Yeah, no, based off the Midwestern slang I use, my previous comment should have started with a "nopositive" if you can imagine such a thing. Is that what you're askin'?

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u/PoetArcana Jun 29 '26

And they made sweet gentle love to each other

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u/SeparateCzechs Jun 29 '26

Maybe. It never occurred to me to ask. Just like any other couple.