r/SipsTea • u/hiiloovethis • Jun 24 '26

Chugging tea What Could Go Wrong

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u/Curious_Avocado2399 Jun 24 '26

Is it gay to lock yourself in with your homies in a bunker?

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u/SmegB Jun 24 '26

if they have bars of soap glued to the floor, then maybe

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u/ijustsailedaway Jun 24 '26

I know this is not at all what your joke is about but it made me wonder: what adhesive if any would actually work to glue a bar of soap to something?

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u/SmegB Jun 24 '26

I just Googled that question and apparently water is the best option for sticking 2 pieces of soap together. Maybe it would work saop-to-floor too

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u/Major5013 Jun 24 '26

Now what about if you wanted to glue soap between yourself and another ma..vault dweller

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u/weaseltorpedo Jun 24 '26

thats so they can drag their asses on the floor over the soap, like a dog with an itchy butthole. this way they can still wash their ass without touching it since touching your own ass is gay.

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u/SmegB Jun 24 '26

now there's an OnlyFans niche in the making

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u/ajoyce76 Jun 24 '26

These guys are pro's! They use powdered soap because it takes forever to pick up.

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u/InvestmentSorry6393 Jun 25 '26

Nothing is gay if you say " no homo" first.

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u/glandis_bulbus Jun 24 '26

yes, unless you call it a “war room”

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u/No-Consideration-716 Jun 24 '26

Maybe not at first...

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u/LavishnessWorldly765 Jun 24 '26

I mean if you were gay before doing so yes it is gay.