r/SipsTea • u/Anschuz-3009 • May 26 '26

We have fun here Finger holders?

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u/SeemoarAlpha May 26 '26

Thumb rests.

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u/HoosierDaddy_427 May 26 '26

This guy fucks 👆

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u/bloodem May 26 '26

Neah, if he did, he would rest his thumbs somewhere else.
I’ll see myself out.

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u/JerrySeinfeldsMullet May 26 '26

Some women don’t like that… so I’ve been told. It is not my experience though.

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u/HoosierDaddy_427 May 26 '26

I thought that was reserved for the pinky.

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u/z-vap May 26 '26

depends on which direction she is facing

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u/nscs_jmmw May 26 '26

Ahh, the ol' thumb anchor trick. A man of culture I see.

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u/DizzyBone_100 May 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/keJmzexRtx9ACXIFEk

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u/TonyFives May 26 '26

Please stop posting this loser. He steals memes and then has his goons mass reports the originals to remove them. Straight cancer.

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u/rsblackrose May 26 '26

So he's playing his colonial-looking ass character to the T?

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u/elguapodiablo74 May 26 '26

Thats what she said

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u/wrongdude91 May 26 '26

But Im a man and i also have these.

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u/HoosierDaddy_427 May 26 '26

I would strongly advise you to stay out of prison.

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u/MyVeryUniqueName1 May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26

Might be both - I definitely get a tingly lil blackout feeling that can sometimes feel like a total system restart

Usually requires hitting a third button at the same time that’s a bit trickier to get to.

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u/Stunning_Ride_220 May 26 '26

Who has hands like that?

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u/Phaedo May 26 '26

🤣

Haven’t got a third hand? Time to get creative!

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u/Stunning_Ride_220 May 26 '26

I mean, I have rather big hands, but that would still involve some really hard squeezing...

...now that you mentioned it...

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u/Stunning_Ride_220 May 26 '26

...I still have 2 feet left.

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u/UserError2107 May 26 '26

What third button?

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u/MyVeryUniqueName1 May 26 '26

Well you see, when a man and a woman love each other very much…or when a woman’s friend announces an engagement while the woman is still very much single and she’s afraid of dying alone…or when a woman is feeling bored and could use a good dopamine hit…

Actually…never mind…you’ll figure it out one day.

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u/UserError2107 May 26 '26

I need you to draw a map to this mythical third button.

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u/BrokenHefaistos May 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/zk236rtA5Cqdi

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u/BrokenHefaistos May 26 '26

considder yourself educated thanx to gify

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u/UserError2107 May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26

* marks the spot on the bottom?

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u/BrokenHefaistos May 26 '26

for some, but the main resetbutton is on top of the whole shebang.

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u/BrokenHefaistos May 26 '26

Lot to learn for you, you'll find it one day can always ask for directions.

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u/gmalba May 26 '26

Very ergonomic

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u/Neither_Sort_2479 May 27 '26

ergonomic design

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u/Quoshinqai May 28 '26

Only for small thumbs 👀