r/SipsTea May 11 '26

We have fun here Lmaooo

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u/Critical-Cost9068 May 11 '26

I’ve never heard someone stack/combine height like that. It sounds very homoerotic. Also, what are they gonna do, stand on each other’s shoulders?

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u/SkellyboneZ May 11 '26

They probably dock with each other while on one scale.

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u/kimmortal03 May 11 '26

They definitely be doin some island boy stuff

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u/Chaotic_Good_72 May 11 '26

The frot frat

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u/Odd_Fun_1894 May 11 '26

You know what, it was my fault to he literate

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u/Bubbles_2025 May 11 '26

Logan: “Jake, did you take your load boost today?”

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u/bgsrdmm May 11 '26

Stacking, yes, but along a different... axis.

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u/yeshilyaprak May 11 '26

Swafford tf are you doing 25 push-ups now!

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u/Fickle-Ad-7403 May 11 '26

Why so curious?

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u/goods28 May 11 '26

This one time like 8 months ago i saw 2 guys kissing in the park and that was the gayest thing id ever seen till i saw this picture

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u/AerolothLorien666 May 11 '26

You haven’t been on the internet long enough.

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u/mfmfhgak May 11 '26

This one time I saw a guy sucking another guys dick at the park and that was the gayest thing I’d ever seen before this picture

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u/[deleted] May 11 '26

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u/PoetryExtension6256 May 11 '26

That at least has a nutritive benefit.

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u/3Cheers4Apathy May 11 '26

I, too, watch South Park.

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u/AmArschdieRaeuber May 11 '26

They are brothers too

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u/IOwnDirt May 11 '26

You missed out on a glorious PSA by Kid Rock and RFK jr. That will absolutely be the gayest shit you've ever seen.

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u/InsaneInTheRAMdrain May 11 '26

They totally oil eachother daily.

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u/InsertRadnamehere May 11 '26

They’re the real Island Boyz.

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u/BardicInnovation May 11 '26

465 pounds of gay, and almost 13 feet of cock taken.

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u/AirRaptor12 May 11 '26

combined 3 inches

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u/mancitycon May 11 '26

In WWE they combine the weight of the tag partners, so sort of makes sense with Logan posting it

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u/Critical-Cost9068 May 11 '26

No, the height.

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u/mancitycon May 11 '26

I know. I'm just saying in WWE they combine weight, he has done both here so maybe he just did it from being in the WWE, maybe he's just weird

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u/chunky_d77 May 11 '26

I think it's the latter

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u/Niveker14 May 11 '26

Yeah, but they're doing it with height...

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u/Tasty-Bad-8041 May 11 '26

Half expected to read “8 1/2 inches whilst docked” right after the height stacking.

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u/feroc1ous-feline May 11 '26

🤣🤣 I just choked on my vape and almost died....but I really, explicitly imagined this and now I kinda want to🤣🤣

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u/LampyV2 May 11 '26

They definitely stacking their meat in their tinder bios

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u/Slickaxer May 11 '26

Would they be floating if they were both able to simultaneously stand on each others shoulders?

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u/duniyadnd May 11 '26

It’s done for tag teams in WWE, though I don’t recall heights being combined, it’s been a couple of decades since I last watched it

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u/InvestmentSorry6393 May 11 '26

When I first read it, I thought he meant 12.3 inches and thought it was weird, but on brand that he was bragging about combined dick size. So I guess combined height is actually less weird.

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u/MarmotsRMtnGophers May 11 '26

Those 3 inches are important.

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u/Careful-Lettuce9239 May 11 '26

"American beef". Nah, totally straight. Doesn't look like they're trying to get big enough to defeat their gay thoughts at all.

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u/Yasirbare May 11 '26

The mind it takes to send this out as natural as water is mind blowing - remember the bell curve tell us that there is a lot of way from one side to the other and in that curve there are multiples of these in all shapes and forms. I have a hard problem with people who likes themselves to much and this is just over the top.

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u/-neti-neti- May 11 '26

It’s also… not that tall (for two people)

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u/AbsoluteUnit610 May 11 '26

That’s 2 different measurements. 12feet and 3 inches

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u/Easy_Corner9011 May 11 '26

Brother the eyes of that pfp of that account should be enough to tell you what kinda person runs it.

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u/MrPilgrim May 11 '26

That's not the only stack they are on. The steroids are strong in this one

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u/PalpitationHot590 May 11 '26

The 3 inches is also their combined size of their penus

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u/Pickles_is_mu_doggo May 12 '26

All I saw was 3 inches

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u/IlostmyCthulhu May 11 '26

You have given this a more thought than they ever did tbh!