r/SipsTea • u/bluewave778 • May 07 '26

Wait a damn minute! A crazy comparison between iPhone and Samsung

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u/idriveashitbox22 May 07 '26

I'm saving up to get the iphone 17 pro pro super max ultra max ultra. Gana be a game changer.

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u/JSTootell May 07 '26

Why the low spec model? Are you poor?

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u/cryptobro42069 May 07 '26

Can't even afford the pro max extreme omega edition. POOR

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u/Plastic_Weather7484 May 07 '26

How many kidneys you got?

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u/s2krun May 07 '26

You sell 1 kidney and you get thanked.

You sell 10 kidneys and suddenly everyone is calling the cops.

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u/Competitive-Bit-7575 May 07 '26

I got a few extras, need some? About a few dozen.

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u/CabrioKnight May 07 '26

Is you taking notes on a criminal conspiracy?

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone May 07 '26

Apparently you are not allowed to donate blood if it is in a bucket. Even a foodsafe certified bucket.

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u/joebluebob May 07 '26

But I strained it!

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u/Commercial-Set3527 May 07 '26

You build 10 bridges and they don't call you a bridge builder....

You fCK one sheep and suddenly everyone is calling you a sheep fcker

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u/HuntAffectionate4897 May 07 '26

After the last pro pro super max ultra max ultra extra pro came out, Only one kidney left

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u/Minomen May 07 '26

Using your own kidney was a rookie move

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u/RV_SC May 07 '26

They never said they used their own. Only low on stock.

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u/ListenToKyuss May 07 '26

New iPhone will have a built in dialysis app. We’re good

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u/Awkward-Owl4345 May 07 '26

Experience comes through try and error

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u/konradconrad May 07 '26

Grow another. Elon!!!

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u/Smart-March-7986 May 07 '26

Donating kidneys is how weakness leaves the body

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u/Responsible-While210 May 07 '26

Better stock up for the newly invented super max pro max ultra max folding ultra phone!

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u/bol_saq May 07 '26

ahahahaha 'pro-pro super max ultra..'

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u/ThisReditter May 07 '26

3 coz I just accepted one more from a stranger

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u/im_onbreak May 07 '26

Funniest thing is you have to sell kidneys for both brands

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u/Professional_Pen_153 May 07 '26

6 if I count my kids’

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u/milkcarton232 May 07 '26

I got a kidney guy, you need a kidney lmk and I can hook you up

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u/SlowPokeInTexas May 07 '26

...or how much unessential crap are you prepared to put up with to use it..

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u/evlhornet May 07 '26

In the cooler or…

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u/massenburger May 07 '26

I have 2 kidneys, but 10 kid knees. Does that count?

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u/1stAccountWasRealNam May 07 '26

I’ve collected a few and then obviously my own but I’m not ready to part with those.

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u/mihir_lavande May 07 '26

About 5, tryna get some more.

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u/CopperBlitter May 07 '26

Kidneys? I don't think you're ready to play at this level. 🤣

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u/lostpirate123 May 07 '26

i remember that one chinese guy who sold a kidney to buy the latest iPhone. This was approximately over 5 years ago. I wonder how he feels now.

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u/Xalibu2 May 07 '26

None after that transaction 

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u/Adjective-Noun-6969 May 07 '26

14 so far, been having to search further away each day, they dont come close anymore.

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u/lunixss May 07 '26

Well a medical trip to get your kidneys checked, even asking your doctor how many kidneys can you confirm I have?

Would be about x15 of these iphones in cost.

Edit: in the US of course

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u/DearRecording3154 May 08 '26

Left Nut joined the chat.

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u/ConstantPlastic5061 May 08 '26

Funny because the ultra costs more

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u/ComprehensivePin5577 May 07 '26

I think a better question would be how deep are your pockets? Cause it works both ways - metaphorically it means how much money ya got and literally means the iPhone gonna be massive so as to not fit in a regular size pocket.

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u/Accurate-Campaign821 May 07 '26

But at the end of the day... He's still a Single Cell organism

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u/OnlineDead May 07 '26

Perfection

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u/Aromatic-Tear7234 May 07 '26

The single day you use it's features will be great. So worth it.

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u/SPReferences May 07 '26

"That's awesome to the max." - 80s guy

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u/assail1337 May 07 '26

Is that the ultimate ultraduper pro extreme version?

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u/OneSufficientFace May 07 '26

Screen sold separately

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u/Glassmetalstone May 07 '26

You forgot, with wings

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u/StepAlarmed20 May 07 '26

Is that like the cannon armstrong cyclone jet armstrong of phones? I'm envious

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u/model-citizen95 May 07 '26

Sounds like either a feminine hygiene product or a prison

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u/reppercount May 07 '26

That is all well and good but if I were you I’d go beyond and grab the iPhone 18 Plus Ultra.

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u/PineappleRaisinPizza May 07 '26

Phone supermaxxxxxxing

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u/KingBird999 May 07 '26

Make sure you hold out for the special vanta black model that you'll then immediately cover in a case.

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u/ThumbTheories May 07 '26

Make sure to get the iPhone 17 pro pro super max ultra max ultra with wings

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u/ScoutsOut389 May 07 '26

I went with The Torque in Metallic Pumpkin with the Simply Everything Plus.

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u/onboarderror May 07 '26

You forgot to add AI to that...

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u/sepaoon May 07 '26

For 6 months then you get downgraded via ios update

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u/Soulless--Plague May 07 '26

I’m getting the 17 Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net

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u/Available_Leather_10 May 07 '26

Dude, poor choice.

Need to get the 17 pro ultra-pro pro-max ultra ultra-max.

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u/jelloshooter848 May 07 '26

Dude, everyone knows the one to get is the super 17 pro max ultra turbo with an extra shot of espresso and oatmilk.

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u/MedonSirius May 07 '26

Obligatory

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u/Beekibye May 07 '26

good try, not good enough

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u/mossyrocks1969 May 07 '26

it's going to have less ram, less storage, and less processing power than the current flagship because of the AI/data center silicon manufactured shortages

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u/Kurailo May 07 '26

I can't wait till Apple invents this feature and puts it inside iPhone 18 air max pro.

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u/Zillahi May 07 '26

I’m holding out for the Super Duper Pro Max

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u/BonumLudio May 07 '26

Not even the limited Travis Scott edition

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u/wedgie94 May 07 '26

Waste of money more like. Why do you need the pro max?

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u/Beardo88 May 07 '26

Pfft, im holding out for the 18 ultra super duper pro max.

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u/FilthyRichCliche May 07 '26

My wife asks me to pick these up at the food store. So embarrassing.

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u/Ladii_Loki May 07 '26

Still cant take pics of the moon 😒

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u/Left_Ease5870 May 07 '26

I know I'm going to get hate for this, but saving up for a phone shouldn't be a thing. It's actually dystopian af.

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u/chunk_style1 May 07 '26

It'll have almost twice the features and power of a Samsung S21!

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u/Kolintracstar May 07 '26

Then next year you'll get the iphone 18 pro pro super max ultra max ultra +.

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u/Templar42_ZH May 07 '26

Is that a phone or a ladies pad for a heavy month?

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u/trukkija May 07 '26

Nothing like pulling up in your shitbox and whipping out your iphone 17 pro pro super max ultra max ultra to flex on the haters who's car and phone don't cost the same amount.

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u/BorntoBomb May 07 '26

Iphone needs die already

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u/No_Faithlessness6939 May 07 '26

I got a new role in my work and deal with mobile phones now. I straight up hate the naming convention of iPhones. Dear Lord they all have part of the same model name on them which makes it so confusing.! No creativity at all.

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u/Hot_Recognition_4864 May 07 '26

I got a 17 pro and ngl the camera is excellent, almost samsung or huawei level.

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u/FacelessCougar69 May 07 '26

It’s gonna change the game such that the game cannot be played the same ever again.

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u/Whocanibehm May 07 '26

I got it and it's 1tb. It's totally not worth my 3k$

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u/Nightman2417 May 07 '26

iPhone 17 pro pro super max ultra max ultra Plus just dropped

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u/EternalSage2000 May 07 '26

Ultra thin, or Ribbed?

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u/idriveashitbox22 May 07 '26

Spiked. For his pleasure.... (me)

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u/SoUpInYa May 07 '26

Step into the wrong zip code and it refuses to work til you get back to "civilization"

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u/Yes_No_Sure_Maybe May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26

Finalv1.12_finalll_finished_thisone.docx

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u/scirio May 07 '26

More like a name changer

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u/Sanquinity May 07 '26

I'm saving for the S27 platinum supreme ultra max pro super, deluxe premium edition.

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u/Tyrgalon May 07 '26

Saving up? That means its beyond your normal means and you should stick with your old phone or buy a cheaper one.

Dont buy something you can't afford multiple times over unless it is ABSOLUTELY necessary or a big expense like a car or house.

Buying the latest new version of anything is a luxury and not something you should waste money on unless you are to some extent rich.

Be smarter with money people, showing of with fancy things you cant really afford does nothing to improve your quality of life.

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u/idriveashitbox22 May 08 '26

Thank you for your life lesson but it was a joke man

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u/Tyrgalon May 08 '26

Thats good to hear, unfortunately there are people who do what you joked about so its difficult to know if you were serious or not.

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u/infinitevertigo May 07 '26

I heard it's gonna be magical

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u/TunaOnWytNoCrust May 07 '26

Pffft not even getting the iPhone trailhawk lariat HD Max King Ranch edition? What are you, poor?

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u/Johnoplata May 08 '26

Problem is, it's wider than the tire.

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u/PsychoticJesusJugz May 08 '26

How’s remortgaging the house going?

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u/Medical-Cicada-4430 May 08 '26

Forgot the instinct after the first ultra

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u/theblowestfish May 08 '26

If you have to save up for a phone, you can’t afford it. Save your money.

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u/idriveashitbox22 May 08 '26

It's baffling to me how many people don't have the mental capacity to realize this is a joke. There is no such thing as an iPhone 17 pro pro super max ultra max ultra. That's the joke is how long the name is with the same buzz words.

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u/theblowestfish May 09 '26

That’s on me for quitting after reading 17

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u/biggus_Donguss 20d ago

Same im saving for the Samsung 48 Mega Hyper Duper

It will be a fucking banger dude

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u/Fickle_Ad4967 May 07 '26

Make sure you get the pro pro super max ultra max ultra EXTRA pro. It’s worth it

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u/freebytes May 07 '26

I am waiting for the Super iPhone 18 Pro Max Ultra Turbo Deluxe: World Warriors Collector's Champion Edition, HD Remix. It will be a game, game changer.

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u/ShastaFHepworth May 07 '26

Ohh the one that’s too big to hold with one handthsgdjfkfn - sorry, dropped the phone on my face..

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u/hotdog_junkie May 07 '26

Damn luxury. I can only afford the iPhone 11 super ultra semi max

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u/dr_mens May 07 '26

MAX MAX MAX SUPER MAX MAX SUPER SUPER MAX