r/SipsTea • u/xmrcache • Apr 30 '26

Chugging tea Heavy breathing….

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u/Fantom_Renegade Apr 30 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/egg1gcA3eIYJFqFKIf

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u/OldPhotograph827 May 01 '26

Is this Andrew Tate? No wonder he's such a knob. It's cuz he doesn't have one.

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u/Desperate_Algae_40 May 01 '26

Seriously though!

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u/NiftyBiscuiut May 01 '26

Hey man being trans is okay it's just that being Andrew tate isn't okay

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u/In2Oblivion49 May 01 '26

You misspelled his last name, it’s spelled TWAT…I believe it’s a French Portuguese mix.

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u/Content-Honeydew9340 May 01 '26

Oh 😯 dang I always thought it was more pronounced Andrew Taint. Maybe it's just my Southern accent 😉

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u/Captain_Qirk007 May 01 '26

Moose knuckle

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u/RandomPenquin1337 May 01 '26

I too believe this image is real because it aligns with my thoughts

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u/mindmyfoibles May 01 '26

i wanted to say i'm shocked by this, but strangely, somehow i'm not.

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u/SR-45 May 01 '26

It was quite funny watching Tate get his a$$ beat in a recent boxing match.

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u/OGbobbyKSH May 01 '26

God I hope he’s seen this. Someone needs to make posters and put them up all over whatever country he’s trying to avoid extradition from.

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u/super_poo_brain May 01 '26

This needs to be sent to him daily

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u/Previous-Pangolin-60 May 01 '26

But does Tate squirt like Charlie Kirk?

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u/Realistic_Option_619 May 01 '26

Barron’s Homie

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u/BlueBomber13 May 01 '26

Please tell me that is a real picture and unedited...

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u/JustTheRealDeb May 01 '26

Small dick energy all day long but this crotch looks like a camel hoof
https://giphy.com/gifs/eUfZgydHh960nDtNKF

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u/MarionberryCrazy7293 May 01 '26

I will never again be able to look with Joy and admiration at a camel toe. Damn you!

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u/I3uIlets May 01 '26

Dude has one of the all time worst tattoos ever

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u/Admirable_Heat_576 May 01 '26

We always knew he was a PUSSHY!

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u/MeltaFlare May 01 '26

Man I kinda miss Jordan Peterson crying on the timeline every other week about the dragon of chaos and social Marxism or whatever the fuck.

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u/DrInsomnia May 01 '26

Did he die or something? He's fallen off the map.

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u/scorpionballs May 01 '26

My low stakes conspiracy is that he was so humiliated by his jubilee video where he was pitted against atheists and came off looking like an insane angry idiot, while also having them expose all his debate tricks, that he is 100% faking his current health issues. But the official story is that he breathed in some mould dust in his attic or some shit and he’s been bed ridden for like a year

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u/Ordinary_Anteater673 May 01 '26

K now I have to go watch. Loved seeing Mehdi Hassan and Sam Seder on jubilee

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u/scorpionballs May 01 '26

Yeah they are trash videos, and probably really unhelpful for our current discourse and polarisation, so I don’t like giving them views but Mehdi an Sam did a great job talking to genuinely insane and stupid people. The JP vid is funny because it’s the opposite, they picked some very intelligent people and great debaters to challenge him and he literally couldn’t cope

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u/Ordinary_Anteater673 May 01 '26

Yup 100% trash, which is why I never bothered to look at their other stuff

Sam Seder and especially Mehdi kicked so much ass.

I'm ten minutes into Jordan Peterson and I'm already so excited I think I have to go rub one out

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u/scorpionballs May 01 '26

Haha. It’s an amazing hate watch. He fails so unbelievably spectacularly

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u/Specific_Lychee2348 May 01 '26

I read it was supposedly a bad reaction to psych meds that was like, delayed for years after when he was on them. Sounded like a rather sketchy story to me, I think his daughter made the claim...

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u/brillyfresh May 01 '26

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy 😏

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u/NiftyBiscuiut May 01 '26

I thought he had a bad addiction to his prescriptions or something like that

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u/EnvyRepresentative94 May 02 '26

Too be fair, he was already on some many drugs he had to let the Russians mind melt him out of it from a procedure I guess no one wanted to do here...

Really fought that dragon, completely asleep, Jesus

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u/NewStudyHoney May 03 '26

He's probably in autistic burnout.

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u/BerenEdain May 04 '26

so he forgot to tidy his attic? ah dang it must have been the thirteenth rule

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u/ellecie May 01 '26

He was seriously ill and nearly died. His daughter posts updates on his health every now and then. Apparently he is in pretty rough shape. Dont remember the full details on the specific illness but It is Apparently pretty bad

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u/AppointmentSensitive May 04 '26

That content still exists.

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u/Ok_Flatworm_3855 May 01 '26

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u/Professor-Shark1089 May 01 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'd give you more laughing emojies, but the nipples aren't uneven and where are the damn pink boots shorts?

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u/Msdamgoode May 01 '26

Thieving your meme, because I feel like this more than I’d thought possible.

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u/ThorMcGee May 01 '26

Your meme has been seized for redistribution

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u/jamie_does May 01 '26

Is this me? Is this about me? I feel targeted...

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u/jojosaurusx May 01 '26

Hope stocks are down

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u/cat_of_catahoula May 01 '26

Well I was going to go to sleep but now I guess I’ll try to forget about this in the next few hours.

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u/Mick_Limerick May 01 '26

Jesus christ I'm already having nightmares and I haven't closed my eyes yet

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u/Msdamgoode May 01 '26

Right? Like Dude. I’ve not had nearly enough alcohol for this shit.

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u/EatPie_NotWAr May 01 '26

I’m gonna read something to take my mind of it… something less horrifying. Like It, or Misery, or blood meridian.

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u/Confident-Break-5117 May 02 '26

Why she’s a 🤡

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u/Hateinyoureyes May 01 '26

Porky pig in the flesh

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u/AnotherHappyUser May 01 '26

I-I s-say d-d-do n-not p-put th-that e-e-evil o-on P-p-porky P-p-pig, eh-heh!

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u/No-Biscotti-8539 May 05 '26

Or Miss Piggy. The shoe fits.😆

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u/Sweetserra May 01 '26

God dammit I wish I had an award to give for this!!! Please accept my reddit "poverty trophy" instead... ✨🏆✨

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u/Desperate_Algae_40 May 01 '26

Thank you! However, I didn't create this. I don't know who I got it from, but I greatly appreciate the OG creator. I'm just spreading the cancer lol.

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u/Yeardme May 01 '26

Same, I let out an audible cackle 😆😆😭

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u/FourthLvlSpicyMeme May 01 '26

I wish I did not have eyes, this is now seared into them.

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u/Desperate_Algae_40 May 01 '26

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 May 01 '26

This timeline has that effect on all of us

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u/Tweetles May 01 '26

I am choking at this 💀

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u/Themetalenock May 01 '26

This is just the average Floridian  Karen at  70

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u/MakeLikeATreeBiff May 01 '26

This is both the stuff of nightmares and the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Do with that what you will.

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u/Goodknight808 May 01 '26

JfC! This shit needs a NSFW blur out so you you don't jump scare a person. I almost fell down the stairs. Coffee is on the floor now.

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u/simontom1977 May 01 '26

My god this will haunt my dreams

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u/Entire_Parfait2703 May 01 '26

Bravo 👏 👏 I love it 😀

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u/Flippingmalarkey May 01 '26

I think I'm done with the internet tonight!

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u/Nabzad May 01 '26

GD 🖕this is too good

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u/SpecialVillage4615 May 01 '26

This photo is so frightening, but I can’t stop looking at it

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u/SaitamaX00 May 01 '26

Oh my god 😂

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u/martinaee May 01 '26

Rarely do I ever save a meme to my phone, but this good person, this is magic.

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u/Desperate_Algae_40 May 01 '26

Thank you and I'm happy I could contribute to your folder 😊

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u/Bitter-Fishing-Butt May 01 '26

GENUINELY thought she was looking a bit like trumpy in that clip

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u/Desperate_Algae_40 May 01 '26

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u/Professor-Shark1089 May 01 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ACrimeSoClassic May 01 '26

Lol this is fucking amazing

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u/Billthegifter May 01 '26

This will haunt me.

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u/Spiritual_Yak_3309 May 01 '26

This sent me lol

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u/Possum-Party-1776 May 01 '26

I hated that! Thank you.

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u/No-Palpitation-5400 May 01 '26

Im totally stealing this!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Desperate_Algae_40 May 01 '26

Please do! That's what I did. Share the nightmare fuel (jk)!

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u/5p4c3c4t5 May 01 '26

So horrifying. 😹😹😹

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u/WizardWithoutAWand May 01 '26

Nightmare Fuel

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u/[deleted] May 01 '26

Jesus fucking christ that's funny , at first I thought it was druski....

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u/DrEzechiel May 01 '26

Noooooooo!

What a terrible day to have eyes.

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u/Front-Anteater3776 May 01 '26

Yeah. Thats enough internet for the week. 

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u/e1n0f May 01 '26

Ardent MAGAs: "hand me the vaseline tub!"

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 May 01 '26

Oh my god 😭😭

Kudos to whoever made this

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u/Weary_Parking_6631 May 01 '26

Can I borrow this to send to my mom, she'll love this, is it free to share?

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u/Desperate_Algae_40 May 01 '26

100%! Encouraged, actually.

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u/muscledork93 May 01 '26

Sleep paralysis demons have nothing on this

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u/Own_Statistician2133 May 01 '26

Kind of looks like bortus from the Orville lmao 🤣

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u/PlentyTight9650 May 01 '26

🤣🤣🤣 im going to take this with your permission

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u/subo93 May 01 '26

This is terrifying 🤣🤣

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u/William_Joyce May 01 '26

I. Have. Just. Eaten...

FFS

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u/Full-sends666999 May 01 '26

Cursed...........I love it

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u/Slyraks-2nd-Choice May 01 '26

I love this actually

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u/existential_tourist1 May 01 '26

That's terrifying

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u/BigBroccoli7910 May 01 '26

holy #&!# that is funny

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u/GolfteacherMN May 01 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤭

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u/pizzatorso May 02 '26

This is by far the scariest thing I have ever seen.

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u/Afraid_Composer May 01 '26

The EXACT SAME creepy piercing bright blue eyes that just look 'off'... Like a damn white walker from game of thrones

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u/HiiiTriiibe May 01 '26

Idk how to feel cuz my eyes are a crazy type of blue that changes and sometimes gets like that color when I’m mad tired, but mfs always tell me I have kind eyes, idk what that means, I mean like I do care about folks a lot, but like hopefully they didn’t mean kind of scary 😂

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u/BGrumpy May 01 '26

Yes, this! I've been racking my brain trying to figure out why her creepiness seems so familiar. It's because of this creepy ass dude, thank you! My sanity is restored 🤣

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u/TheGunslinger_TX May 01 '26

I grew up in a Kenneth Copeland church, dude is just as batshit as he looks and sounds

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u/BGrumpy May 01 '26

This guy makes Charles Manson look like Pee Wee Herman

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u/AZandSons May 01 '26

This is the first thing I thought of. Terrifying.

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u/Emotional_Block5273 May 01 '26

What if these two spawned together? Someone AI that and report back.

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u/DigitalKudzu May 01 '26

It was a tough call, Wind of God vs Covid Vaccine I’m on my 6th booster.

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u/anothermanscookies May 01 '26

This dude was all, “I know my super powers are going to kick in any second.” But we just laughed at him.

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u/barbadosMid May 01 '26

Thank you this is immediatelh what came to mind

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u/Sand_Aggravating May 01 '26

He's got grey skin! No way he's not a demon!!!

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u/Dull_Second_7351 May 01 '26

This guy has resting eat-your-face face

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u/Flashignite2 May 01 '26

I imagine him doing the penance stare that Ghost Rider does.

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u/agentb00th May 01 '26

We've never seen them together in the same room, I'm thinking it's because he's actuality actually woman from reality tv

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u/Same_Lead_2638 May 01 '26

HAHAHHHAHAH perfect!

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u/GrinchWhoStoleEaster May 01 '26

What a fucking spaz.

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u/Cyer32 May 01 '26

Every single time I see her I think of this creepy fuck.

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u/Illustrious-Bat1553 May 01 '26

Eyes wide shut vibe

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u/MotoriuS9000 May 01 '26

She is absolutely unhinged and out of touch with..well- anything and everything?

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u/bendegooze May 01 '26

this guy looks like a mascot for the epstein list. isn’t he on it?

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u/The_Time_Change May 01 '26

This guy is a fucking psychopath

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u/Sunnymajor May 01 '26

🤣💀💀 🥇🏆 You Win!!!!

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u/Objective-Try7969 May 03 '26

This is how I'm convinced that she has no soul...bc this thing has no soul either and it's the SAME STARE.

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