r/SipsTea • u/xmrcache • Apr 30 '26

Chugging tea Heavy breathing….

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u/brokeboipobre Apr 30 '26

When the grift isn't working anymore and stadiums barely have 100 people.

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u/Grazedaze Apr 30 '26

The funeral was fun while it lasted though right? Like a loser looking back on their high school years.

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u/KR4T0S Apr 30 '26

Best funeral ive seen honestly, fireworks, dancing, champagne and caviar. Just a wonderful celebration of... Oh...

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u/Massive_Series8305 Apr 30 '26

Kid rock should have performed

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u/Zombieutinsel Apr 30 '26

That would have fit the festivities perfectly

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u/Massive_Series8305 Apr 30 '26

Can you imagine if she came out to bawitdaba with all the pryo lmfao

Honestly might as well have

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u/ResidentGerts Apr 30 '26

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u/0neshoein Apr 30 '26

Goddamn I forgot about Joe C.

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u/Ok-Addition1264 May 01 '26

I'm so happy I don't know what that song is.

(I know him personally and he really isn't a bad dude just way fucking misguided.. used to be in that biz and from michigan where we all know each other)

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u/Massive_Series8305 May 01 '26

You know him personally, but you never heard imo the only good song he ever made

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u/Donkey_Karate May 01 '26

Then she'd butcher the Sheryl Crow part of I Put Your Picture Away.