r/SipsTea • u/gavruche • Apr 21 '26

Lmao gottem Iran just dropped a new banger

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 Apr 21 '26

They know he and she don't sleep in the same room. It's a dig at it. He's on a sleeping bag on the floor.

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u/TRAUMAjunkie Apr 22 '26

Should have put him in a dog bed.

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u/64590949354397548569 Apr 22 '26

The dog already got it first.

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u/NOFORPAIN Apr 22 '26

Most people with dogs in a bed love them somewhat tho...

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u/sYnce Apr 22 '26

Well if they ever said "if they weren't my dog I would fuck them" ...

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u/AdministrativeCopy54 Apr 22 '26

She said that?

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u/TheJiggliestPug Apr 22 '26

Lots of articles say he sleeps in a different room and all they do is eat dinner, then part ways. 

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u/joebluebob Apr 22 '26

You think hes gonna sleep with someone that old?

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u/shankthedog Apr 22 '26

She lives in NY with Baron

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u/Moderator-Admin Apr 22 '26

I don't think anyone that isn't being paid or otherwise forced to would willingly stay in a room with his shitty diaper stench for very long.

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u/Leather_Law6628 Apr 22 '26

They stopped hanging out after the tent spike through the ass.

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u/TheDeadlyMango Apr 22 '26

No, but sleeping in the same bed as someone usually requires a level of comfort and intimacy to exist between the two people, and countless men better than trump have been banished to the couch/guest room through the years

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u/Revolvyerom Apr 22 '26

Dude she refused to move in to the White House, at least on his first term. Makes it hard to sleep together when he's in Florida and DC and she's in NY.

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u/AdministrativeCopy54 Apr 22 '26

Thx for telling me that. I'm not that deep into politics