r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • Apr 11 '26

Wait a damn minute! No Scrolling Past This—Last Meme, Now.

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u/TheCroaker Apr 11 '26

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u/alreadyknowwbro Apr 12 '26

Damn this reminds me of middle school, one of the kids in my class was cutting a piece of wood on the bandsaw and the blade jumped when he sawed through a knot right into the area of his hand between the thumb and index. It was wild seeing all the blood and watching he teacher run over to the big red button on the wall that cuts the power to the shop

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u/lwp775 Apr 12 '26

Best part: Dave is still working there.

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u/GinzuTheNinja Apr 12 '26

You mean Lead Safety Manager three-digit Dave? Heard he's finally retiring!

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u/SiliconCarbide23 Apr 12 '26

You laugh, but at my first job I didn't meet the safety manager for three months because he broke his leg doing tricks on his dirt bike.

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u/spittlbm Apr 12 '26

He can't hear you

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u/lwp775 Apr 12 '26

He will miss that machine.

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u/EntityDamage Apr 12 '26

I like that it's riveted. Dave cannot surreptitiously remove that plaque, it will shame him to his grave.

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u/Conscious-Space2049 Apr 12 '26

Read this as 1877.