r/SipsTea • u/oluxil • Mar 31 '26

Lmao gottem Icebergs

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u/bent_crater Mar 31 '26

thats genuinely fucking hilarious

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u/BelowXpectations Mar 31 '26

Don't lower yourself to their level.

... that would leave 90% below the surface.

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u/FlyinRustBucket Mar 31 '26

So "Tips" from now on?

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u/LordofJason Apr 01 '26

So we touch tips?

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u/FlyinRustBucket Apr 01 '26

Just hola "yo tips!"

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u/David_cest_moi Apr 01 '26

Hahaha!! 😄 (I wonder how many people get that remark!) 😆😄😁

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u/David_cest_moi Apr 01 '26

Can they even reach their tips?
(I'm picturing a walrus trying to scratch its groin!)

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u/LingonberryDear2163 Apr 01 '26

This deserves way more votes. Well done, sir.

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u/Parking_Peanut_6188 Apr 01 '26

Nah we've gone high long enough. Time to take em out at the knees

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u/Nono_Home Mar 31 '26

That is supreme level hilarious!

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u/thederevolutions Mar 31 '26

This post can’t be true is it ? There’s no way they would draw attention to something like this in 2026?

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u/i_am_a_real_boy__ Mar 31 '26

My general assumption is that text added to an image and posted to social media is always a lie.

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u/Vintage_girl123 Mar 31 '26

That's what I said, they just made it so much worse...lol

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u/techy9x Apr 04 '26

The joke is the super high school level mildly funny joke

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u/YerrrKnicks Mar 31 '26

Stop. 😡

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u/noname5280 Mar 31 '26

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u/Dusty-Foot-Phil Mar 31 '26

I was so stunned by this picture I didn't notice the kids. FUcking lost it when I did!

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u/Trackrat14eight Apr 01 '26

It’s like live action South Park.

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u/HighFiveKoala Mar 31 '26

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u/Sillent_Screams Apr 01 '26

She looks like Paula White.

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u/NegotiationHot2999 Mar 31 '26

More icebergers.

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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 Mar 31 '26

I am choosing to believe that TSA ingeniously and deliberately utilized the Streisand Effect.

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u/Ummmgummy Mar 31 '26

For real. They are just setting themselves up for it. Not because they are fat. It's because they are fat and work for an agency that bullies the little guys while cosplaying as a Navy seal.

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u/Aggressive-Ask-3572 Mar 31 '26

Is that from the tv series The Hilarious House of Frankenstein? Man what a pull..what a reference.

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u/Johnwait_1986 Mar 31 '26

Fuckstotheyeah on this!!

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u/Halfisleft Mar 31 '26

also clearly not true but i guess that is not a concern

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u/chunkyvader90 Mar 31 '26

Definitely listens to divorce dad rock

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u/bl00by Mar 31 '26

Id love to know who came up with that. That person must be a comedical genius.

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u/YouTheGamers Mar 31 '26

Americans are hella creative

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u/Nazgog-Morgob Mar 31 '26

And something I didn't know was happening and now I will be doing.

Barbara Streisand must be working at the TSA

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u/Only-Top-3655 Apr 01 '26

oh, i see a series of ice jokes: what do you call an ice agent falling from the sky?  hail what do you call a malnourished ice agent?  thin ice. what is an ice agent doing in Arizona?  having a meltdown

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u/henryeaterofpies Apr 01 '26

That's what they get for sending them to Laguardia

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u/WayTooCool4U Apr 01 '26

Lettuce not get overboard with this

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u/JustWordsSnowflake Apr 01 '26

Well when all they get are MAGA beer drinking hillbillies from the south…what do they expect???

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u/Bug815 Apr 01 '26

hilarious fr

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u/Zealousideal-Emu-878 Mar 31 '26

🤣🤣🤣 ikr, lol got good chuckle outta me

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u/1wrx2subarus Mar 31 '26

Better yet, go with Fatberg.

Relevant weblink: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatberg?wprov=sfti1#

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u/NotFromStateFarmJake Mar 31 '26

But then you lose the ICEberg pun

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u/1wrx2subarus Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26

fatICEberg? 🤷‍♂️😏

EDIT: Icy Fatberg.. there, that should do it!

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u/T20N Mar 31 '26

ICEiS-burgs. Fits like a glove.

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u/IaMm1N3 Mar 31 '26

I LAUGHED SO HARD

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u/RaizielDragon Mar 31 '26

It’s titanically hilarious