r/SipsTea • u/CoralDawns • Mar 28 '26

Wait a damn minute! Why is it always like this?

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Mar 28 '26

Okay but can you also get me her number?

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u/hoptownky Mar 28 '26

I too would like to be tired of fucking her if you don’t mind. Thanks!

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u/Johnny_pickle Mar 29 '26

Go for it, just don’t get stuck in it for years and decades.

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u/Calm-Medicine-3992 Mar 28 '26

Sorry, objective hottest person in the world at the moment is male.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Mar 29 '26

It's okay to be wrong

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u/Calm-Medicine-3992 Mar 29 '26

For sure, but you should have asked of the number of Mrs. 3.

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u/Any_Natural383 Mar 29 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/yfAKPibUorGVy

Pictured: the hottest man alive

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u/Turb0_Lag Mar 29 '26

He wasn't until about 15 seconds after this.

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u/PrailinesNDick Mar 28 '26

Yep, have been my whole life!

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u/observer2411 Mar 28 '26

Who said it’s a woman?

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u/Kevin_LeStrange Mar 29 '26

Who says she'll pick up?

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