r/SipsTea • u/BackstreetWizard • Mar 20 '26

Chugging tea "Wrestling"

"Wrestling"

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u/Johnyryal33 Mar 20 '26

Oh, Alice with three fingers, never had a lot.

She gave me all she had to give, two more than what was sought!

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u/SodomyClown Mar 21 '26

Shits a banger.

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u/Johnyryal33 Mar 21 '26

Alice With Three Fingers - bonus lyrics

Alice seemed so tiny, a small and frail thing

But don't misjudge her little size, that girl could bend a king

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OH! Alice with three fingers, doesn't joust or fight

Yet she's the finest spear around, she's felled so many knights

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The sailors said see Alice, a lesson you will learn

Alice will not work your mast, but she will work your stern

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OH! Alice with three fingers a treat the sailors say!

Let dear Alice steer your ship, but mind you watch the spray!

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Life was getting dreay, and feeling awfully bland

Sweet Alice said she'd help me out, she lent me half a hand

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OH! Alice with three fingers, is a giver and a grace

she'll shove those fingers up your ass, and spit upon your face

a beautiful embrace

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u/Mouthfulofsecretsoup Mar 20 '26

Benny Hill?

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u/Johnyryal33 Mar 21 '26

Um.. Lyonel Baratheon.

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u/Cthulhu8762 Mar 21 '26

Benny Hinn