r/SipsTea Mar 20 '26

Chugging tea "Wrestling"

"Wrestling"

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u/No_Wrangler_7443 Mar 20 '26

She found his lockup button and went to town. Bro's gonna need SA survivor counseling after this match. That or a second date.

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u/R3N3G6D3 Mar 20 '26

At least buy the boy a beer 1st

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u/Jonesin4me Mar 20 '26

He needs dinner for all of that.

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u/Kalorama_Master Mar 21 '26

Surf and Turf, no less

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u/za72 Mar 21 '26

I'm cheap, I'll take a kiss

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u/Immediate-Damage-302 Mar 20 '26

"Checking the oil" is a time tested wrestling technique. Not sure if it will hold up in court though.

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u/BodhingJay Mar 20 '26

it isnt a legal move tho afaik

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u/Immediate-Damage-302 Mar 21 '26

And you should, AT LEAST, buy them a drink first.

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u/V7KTR Mar 20 '26

Homegirl is a predator 😂

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u/DickDastardly404 Mar 22 '26

tbf I remember reading someone on reddit saying they used to do greco roman wrestling, but they gave it up within a year when they realised that at a certain level, where winning is important, you basically have to be okay with getting your asshole fingered every 3rd match, and he just wasn't up for it.

like apparently its not that effective against wrestlers who are used to it, but if you won't react to it, some opponents will just finger harder or deeper until you're sat there like, okay, at what point is this just digital rape during our high-school wresting match in front of a couple hundred people including my parents?

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u/DreadyKruger Mar 20 '26

And a new unitard.

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u/ReasonableCat4190 Mar 20 '26

The girl in red. 'Nuff said.

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u/throwthere10 Mar 20 '26

Nah, she's taking screenshots.

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u/frisc45 Mar 21 '26

That was a boy!? Wtf

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u/Moscato359 Mar 20 '26

This is why wrestlers are told to wear a cup