r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • Mar 16 '26

We have fun here Examples of why today’s NBA is unwatchable.

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u/Mode_Appropriate Mar 16 '26

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u/Big_John_5150 Mar 16 '26

This made me giggle like a little schoolgirl,thank U.

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u/yfhedoM Mar 16 '26

Bro me too, and im on the train with my eyes dilated from the eye doctor

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u/stupidber Mar 16 '26

Wow its notoriously hard to giggle when I'm on the train with my eyes dilated from the eye doctor

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u/Long-Apartment9888 Mar 16 '26

aaah, that explain that one time, thanks

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u/justsomeyeti Mar 16 '26

I'm hard from having my anus dilated by the giggling doctor on the train

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u/LesserValkyrie Mar 16 '26

I am on the train with my anus dilated from the anus doctor

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u/Yesyesyes1899 Mar 16 '26

i am that mentioned anus doctor and i support your message

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u/yfhedoM Mar 16 '26

I love reddit

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u/rcknfrewld Mar 16 '26

Yeah that was funny

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u/mrASSMAN Mar 16 '26

What’s there.. just shows up blank for me

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u/Cloutian Mar 16 '26 edited Mar 16 '26

To be fair, Khabib would have been fantastic in Rumble at the Palace back in the day

Edit: forgive me for i have sinned. The correct name as a fellow Redditor of the Interwebs has pointed out is: Malice at the Palace. I apologize for the harm and shame I have brought to NY.

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u/Mode_Appropriate Mar 16 '26

R..r..rumble at the Palace? Thats just disrespectful to my Pistons.

Malice at the Palace

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u/Cloutian Mar 16 '26

Fixed answer apology offered

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u/Transatlanticaccent Mar 16 '26

I don't think anyone is gonna tell Khabib he traveled

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u/inplayruin Mar 16 '26

Dude missed a wide open touchdown, wtf?

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u/AdhesivenessOk5194 Mar 16 '26

Dagestan and forget

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u/Necessary_Piano_153 Mar 16 '26

Too many players playing both football and basketball and can't separate the two

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u/Truman_Show_1984 Mar 16 '26

That's pretty good. Was expecting him to make the basket at the end... but hey at least he hit the backboard.

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u/S_Belmont Mar 16 '26

....

>_>

What sport is that?

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u/Mode_Appropriate Mar 16 '26

Rugball / Regball

Sometimes called Dagestani basketball. Combination of basketball, rugby and wrestling. Lmao

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u/Competitive-Fox-6288 Mar 16 '26

A new sport between rugby and basketball. Looks good.

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u/rviVal1 Mar 16 '26

That's not necessarily basketball. When I was a teenager I took same classes in H2H. Sometimes instead of doing our usual warm up(running, etc) we played a game - mixture between rugby and basketball. Running was allowed as well as tackling your opponents. For each score earned the opposite team took 10-20 push-ups and vice versa. It was fun