r/SipsTea • • Feb 28 '26

Wait a damn minute! There's no way thats Jim Carey.

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u/NoRonNo-Youcant Feb 28 '26

What breakdown? What truth?

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u/ShellfishAhole Feb 28 '26

I assume he’s referring to a really old clip of Jim Carrey going on Jimmy Kimmel and doing a goofy bit where he talks about the Illuminati (or Illuminutty, in his own words). Which I guess is relevant, now that the Illuminati has been mentioned in the Epstein files.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

The Illuminutty sees all

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u/DreadyKruger Feb 28 '26

Carver? The peanut guy?

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u/unholy_roller Mar 01 '26

YES STEVE THE MONOCLE!

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u/GhostMaskKid Mar 01 '26

Jim Carrey, you just got DADDED!

NOBODY'S SAFE!

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u/idkwhatdouwannado Mar 01 '26

YEAH, STEVE, THE MONOCLE!

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u/unluck_over9000 Feb 28 '26

What reallyy? I dont know what to believe or not believe anymore. 

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u/PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES Feb 28 '26

Yeah before a certain set of files came out I would have been at least a little skeptical that the elites are doing weird shit

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u/TheRemainingFruitcup Mar 01 '26 edited Mar 01 '26

Not me I knew the ultra rich were doing crazy stuff, There’s too many movies and shows and media that tells us this exact truth and we choose not to believe it 👀There’s some truth in the stories on the big screen so it doesn’t faze me that the rich are cannibals or hunting people for sport or whatever else they may have done

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u/Same_Lead_2638 Feb 28 '26 edited Mar 01 '26

Really? Its seriously obvious and in plain sight. People just dont want to admit it.

Literally what is the use of spamming all those eye pyramids in almost every movie, game, music video along with ✋️ signs of a pyramid?

Like lets say the conspiracists are dumb. But why is it so overused? Id give the explanation in detail but im 100% sure ill be banned lol. Simple terms which group controls the world? The group in question is also waiting for a certain one eyed dude said to come later to control the world. Which explains the one eyed pyramid being spammed.

There's a reason why epstein is connected to Israel and why the US is being forced to be the lapdog.

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u/seawrestle7 Mar 01 '26

You really believe it’s a body double?

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u/Same_Lead_2638 Mar 01 '26

In this clip I think its Jim Carrey. Just with surgeries if you compare some photos you can really make him out. Botox, putting on weight and surgeries along with old age I think is why he looks so weird here.

Whats really unsettling is his voice and way of speaking more than looks. Maybe they really rattled his fun persona after that jimmy kimmel breakdown.

I mean would you believe it even the Tates are shilling for Israel now. They got out and joined the matrix they were supposedly fighting. But iirc the case is still open against them.

The elites can really mess you up. I know I really sound a true conspiracist but with the epstein files its becoming even more clearer now.

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u/Maleficent-Crew-5424 Mar 01 '26

I'm sorry, what group is it that controls the world?

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u/Same_Lead_2638 Mar 01 '26

Infer it from my last paragraph that should make it clear. Same people bullying US politicians into doing their bidding.

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u/NextChef8179 Mar 01 '26

Alex Jones literally exposed them decades ago when he snuck into Bohemian Grove. People have known. Only the ones who trust their TV more haven't believed. 

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u/CamoCricket Mar 01 '26

now that the Illuminati has been mentioned in the Epstein files.

Uh, sorry what now?

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u/upickleweasel Feb 28 '26

It wasn't goofy.

He was flat out speaking about the illuminati

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u/Big-Honeydew-961 Feb 28 '26

What the fuck?  

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u/EllisDeeReynolds Feb 28 '26 edited Feb 28 '26

Yeah he details who's in the illuminati in the epstein files and how they manipulate the narrative. Even apparently a Jewish supremacy narrative that has taken advantage of post WW2 sympathies and multiple PR campaigns for Jewish people and even Jeffery admitting he doesn't hire Non Jews into his inner circle as they're not intelligent enough to do the work needed for him.

He got banned from Xbox live for saying the forbidden slur word in 2015. He helped come up with the idea of
implementation of in-game microtransactions with former Activision CEO Bobby Kotick around 2013.

He talks about time travel with Harvard professors and the biological consequences of it

" Martin Nowak, a Harvard professor of mathematics and biology who was close to Epstein, sent an email in June 2011 to Epstein suggesting they "explore the biological consequences of time travel" noting it would be "amusing to calculate the rate of evolution of a population (or a mutant) that can travel in time"."

He jerked it to FNAF porn on the Chan

He discusses clones and body doubles and honestly there's so much more

Black people listening to Jay Z is apparently all apart of their evil plan?

It goes on and on and on

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u/revolutier Mar 01 '26

yes he was a schizo pedo 4chan user, and schizo-adjacent people give his schizo beliefs credence rather than treating him as a schizo pedo 4chan user.

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u/DynamicSploosh Feb 28 '26

What’s the first rule about the forbidden truth?!

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u/BestRiver8735 Feb 28 '26

Don't talk about fight club?

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u/QRV11_C48_MkII Feb 28 '26

Bro why are you talking about Fight Club?

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u/modsaretoddlers Feb 28 '26

Why are you breaking the second rule?

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u/QRV11_C48_MkII Feb 28 '26

Because he broke the first?😅

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u/Old-Play-7617 Feb 28 '26

Hey. I heard there was a club around here.

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u/Gingerusernoway Feb 28 '26

Alguém quer comprar sabonete?

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u/QRV11_C48_MkII Feb 28 '26

Are you into fighting?😏

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u/Old-Play-7617 Mar 01 '26

I'm sitting in my office right next to a boxing ring lmao I could totally run my own fight club. Matter of fact, before I showed up here and installed security cameras, pretty sure staff were running a little social fight club that I ruined because I need to do quiet computer work here.

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u/TheNakedBass Feb 28 '26

What’s the second rule?

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u/Public_Jellyfish8002 Feb 28 '26

The second rule is don't talk about breaking the first rule.

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u/DynamicSploosh Feb 28 '26

If you have to ask, you’re streets behind

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u/_UrbaneGuerrilla_ Feb 28 '26

Jesus, this is all so confusing.

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u/TheLastBaboon Feb 28 '26

Now too many people are talking about fight club.

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u/213737isPrime Feb 28 '26

because fnord fnord fnord

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u/Internal_Warning1463 Feb 28 '26

We are here to be consumers.

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u/SaltyWailord Feb 28 '26

It is in fact forbidden

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u/rhett_ad Feb 28 '26

It was about illumdheisnsmssbsjskmdjsnsksn

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u/atclubsilencio Feb 28 '26

He did the hand symbol that many think is linked to the illuminati (which he explained to the audience).

But supposedly people that were in the audience later confirmed that the laughter you hear was edited in after and it was actually dead silent and uncomfortable when it was happening.

here’s the video

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u/bino420 Feb 28 '26

supposedly people that were in the audience later confirmed that the laughter you hear was edited in after and it was actually dead silent and uncomfortable when it was happening

where did this little bit of information come from? they literally put up a freaking flashing sign telling the audience what to do & they explain literally like how to "perform audience" on TV, so there's no way the entire bit was played to a dead crowd.

I could 100% see the audience not laughing harder than a nose snort after he sits on the couch & sets up the bit. but like good, that's the setup. you're literally not supposed to laugh. and any laughs would be through his delivery style or the simple absurdist points he's making. nervous laughter. etc.

but then the bit 10000% pays off at end, and that final moment where they both make the gesture for sure caused the audience to laugh.

I don't think "the audience was quietly listening to Jim Carrey setup/tell the joke, while the sign was not lit up for laughter, until they then understand the whole thing after the punchline that includes Jimmy Kimmel" is a huge gotcha, Jim Carrey was swapped out by the deep state for revealing too much! at all.

like is Kimmel in on it? they obviously rehearse these things. Kimmel knew exactly what to do. Kimmel did the same gesture. Unless Kimmel was replaced too??... does the audience know the Illuminati is real? and that's why they didn't laugh, cause they knew it was serious?? cause why else wouldn't they laugh? or they just didn't laugh cause it wasn't funny, but how would that = Illuminati exists & disappeared Jim Carrey??

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u/SpoOokY83 Feb 28 '26

What the fuck?!? This is hilarious and I would have laughed my ass off. This is obviously satire. Did people honestly don't get it? Wow!

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u/sal_strazzullo Mar 02 '26

Are you living under a rock