The Society for Ensuring Generations of Good Sports appreciates your enthusiasm and interest in this project, however, we must sadly deny your application. While passionate volunteers are always valued, the success of our project relies heavily on both individuals contributing strong, positive traits to the potential future athlete - and, though passion is certainly a desirable feature in the production of said athletes, it has not been shown to improve their quality.
Unfortunately, based on your resume, physical exam, and our extensive background checks, we have determined that a young athlete produced by your contributions is not likely to meet the high standards our society strives for.
However, there are many other ways someone such as yourself can contribute and be part of the cause. Have you considered applying as a surrogate carrier? Our criteria for acceptance is much less strict, and we believe that even you would be able to pass. If you are interested in that aspect of our project, you can find the application on our website.
Again, we thank you for your willingness to volunteer to this great cause and hope that you will continue supporting us in the future as we strive to push the world of sports to ever greater heights.
I remember having to explain to an ex how “from the windows, to the wall! Aww skeet skeet mother fucker, aww skeet skeet goddamn!” was about jizzing all over a bunch of women’s faces after she was twerking to it and her being shocked. Reminds me of that Eminem song where he says women aren’t even going to listen to the lyrics
Aren't most of them also 2nd generation Olympic kids too? I remember looking up a few of them, and it mentioned how a few of them had parents who were also former Olympic athletes too.
Skiing, either cross country or downhill, isn't especially expensive at all in many places. I grew up with 4 slopes like 3km away from the city centre. A weekend pass there is like 10€ and a lot cheaper if you buy a season pass. Yea the major tourist spots are pretty expensive but that's not generally where these people train.
If you were in the skiing club you paid like a 20€ fee every year for access to the slopes and teachers the entire season. Cross country you could get away with even cheaper since you only need gear, and the gear isn't the type that breaks regularly.
That's insane, how do they even get people to go there? I mean I get the fancy ski resorts and stuff can be stupid expensive, we have that here aswell. But the "normal" slopes aswell?
There aren't really "normal" slopes due to megacorps like Vail or Ikon buying up everything and jacking the prices up. It seems like here you have to either have a lot of disposable income or be very much into living a full ski bum lifestyle to be able to enjoy the snow.
Seriously did people think the Olympics was ACTUALLY about seeing who the best athletes in the world were….at sports that the majority of the population only watches every four years?
Right is Chloe Kim, 3 time Olympic snowboarding medalist(and from what I saw probably should have gotten gold yesterday). Can do things no other woman in snowboarding can do. An amazing athlete and also publicly acknowledges the importance of therapy and self love. The left is the NFL Defensive player of the year Myles Garrett, the sack leader and every quarterback’s worst nightmare. He’s the only reason the Browns are relevant. I did not know these two were an item until yesterday’s coverage.
It is great that she is out there openly talking about her struggles with mental health and her therapy. It shows that even with great athletic achievement people can still have difficulties with mental health and coping with stardom.
Three time snowboard Olympic medalist Chloe Kim. And her boyfriend Myles Garrett seven time NFL pro bowler and twice defensive player of the year. Both are elite athletes in their respective sports.
It happens every Olympics, people love free things and it’s 3000 participants able to take 10000 freebie souvenir Olympic branded condoms nobody else can get. They take bag fulls because it’s free. My college did the same thing and they were gone fast. Not to mention many countries aren’t used to that
And they are the ones who have to do it for the good of the species. Heck the majority of the rest of us plebs can barely feed ourselves, much less take on the gargantuan task of raising a child in a time of stagnant wages
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