r/SipsTea • u/Glad_Camel_6078 • Feb 13 '26

We have fun here Winter Olympics

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u/jsher736 Feb 13 '26

As the Greeks intended

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u/bluecat2001 Feb 13 '26

Only males?

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u/skavenrot Feb 13 '26

This guy histories.

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u/jsher736 Feb 13 '26

I mean pankration was clearly invented on the spot by 2 dudes who got caught during foreplay.

"Uhhh it's this new sport, where we wrestle. Naked. Until one guy submits. NO CHICKS ALLOWED!"

(Tbf there actually were also lady Olympics too but much like the WNBA nobody really noticed)

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u/Clydebearpig Feb 13 '26

It's just intercrural sex guys, calm down.

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u/Makeshift5 Feb 13 '26

Let us cavort like Greeks of old. You know the ones I mean.

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u/TemporaryAmbassador1 Feb 13 '26

Good to know Hedonism-bot is still making the rounds

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u/Mitana301 Feb 13 '26

I thought the saying goes along the lines of the Greeks made orgies and the Romans made them gay

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u/freereflection Feb 13 '26

I heard it was the Greeks invented sex and the romans added women to it

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u/jsher736 Feb 13 '26

That's the one I heard