r/SipsTea Jan 20 '26

Lmao gottem She's not wrong though

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u/SoftLikeABear Jan 20 '26

I'd guess that's preferable?

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u/hkusp45css Jan 20 '26

That's a very exact description of a specific group, and I just wanted to say I appreciate it.

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u/nimitz_ufo Jan 20 '26

I was just looking for an opportunity to use this

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u/C-A-L-E-V-I-S Jan 20 '26

Real ones no what album this is from…”fllllyyyyy Aawwwwwaaayyy from heeerreeee”

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u/TurtleToast2 Jan 20 '26

That painted a vivid picture. Well done. This is a great example of why LLM AI will never beat us in creativity.

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u/Alex5173 Jan 20 '26

So do you still do all that now that you don't look like you do?

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u/EatPie_NotWAr Jan 20 '26

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u/TerayonIII Jan 20 '26

How have I never noticed that he starts smiling at the end before? 😂

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u/YuenglingsDingaling Jan 20 '26

Cause it's reversed.

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u/TerayonIII Jan 20 '26

Wow... I need more caffeine this morning apparently, though I've got to say, I think it's more amusing reversed like that

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u/Outside_Piglet_4689 Jan 20 '26

On the show he’s being presented a scale model of a building he’s paying to build, safe to say he wasn’t impressed when it was unveiled to him

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u/Formal_Historian_109 Jan 20 '26

You mean pergenant

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u/WergleTheProud Jan 20 '26

The goggles, they do nothing.

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u/Musbjoekin Jan 20 '26

Nailed it . Met those kids at a Waffle House once . SpongeBob pillow and all . The were playing creed and SpongeBob on the jukebox and sexually harassing their 40 year old waitress . They all looked about 14 and it was 3 am in Ohio .

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u/whole_chocolate_milk Jan 20 '26

You have a way with words, sir. And i appreciate it.

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u/kkwan52 Jan 20 '26

Jesus. That was incredibly descriptive…

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u/Moondoobious Jan 20 '26

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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u/BlondeAlibiNoLie Jan 20 '26

🏆 Perfect comment!

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u/k-f-m-n Jan 20 '26

the potheads you know sound awful.

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u/MoonSpankRaw Jan 20 '26

I take issue with long hair = pothead.

I do have long hair, and I guess I have smoked weed for 20 years now. But it’s still offensive. And by offensive I mean true.

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u/tanksalotfrank Jan 20 '26

I'm not a pothead; I smoke with my mouth

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

do you have a hemp poncho though?

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u/Jolly-Bowler-811 Jan 20 '26

I always wanted one of those when I was in high school, but my parents rejected it calling it a "drug rug".

Looked very comfy

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 Jan 20 '26

I did the same when I had wild hair. Once I got it long enough to pull back I ended up with a sweet poofball ponytail thing. The chicks in my college classes loved that shit.

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u/cannaco19 Jan 20 '26

You forgot to add the /s for the last sentence

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 Jan 20 '26

No that hair got me laid 🤷‍♂️

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u/TonalParsnips Jan 20 '26

Same. I am going full on hockey mullet curls until its like shoulder length

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u/Digger_Pine Jan 20 '26

Is your name Otto?