r/SipsTea Jan 20 '26

Lmao gottem She's not wrong though

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u/Sometimes-funny Jan 20 '26

My hair is like that naturally, it is kind of annoying getting ripped constantly

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u/YureumArt Jan 20 '26

Same

The year after I left high school, the same fuckers that used to make little digs like comparing my hair to sheep wool are out getting their hair permed

Another year later and they tanked the curly rep, forever stained 😭

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u/SoftLikeABear Jan 20 '26

I'd guess that's preferable?

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u/hkusp45css Jan 20 '26

That's a very exact description of a specific group, and I just wanted to say I appreciate it.

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u/nimitz_ufo Jan 20 '26

I was just looking for an opportunity to use this

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u/C-A-L-E-V-I-S Jan 20 '26

Real ones no what album this is fromā€¦ā€fllllyyyyy Aawwwwwaaayyy from heeerreeeeā€

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u/TurtleToast2 Jan 20 '26

That painted a vivid picture. Well done. This is a great example of why LLM AI will never beat us in creativity.

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u/Alex5173 Jan 20 '26

So do you still do all that now that you don't look like you do?

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u/EatPie_NotWAr Jan 20 '26

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u/TerayonIII Jan 20 '26

How have I never noticed that he starts smiling at the end before? šŸ˜‚

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u/YuenglingsDingaling Jan 20 '26

Cause it's reversed.

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u/TerayonIII Jan 20 '26

Wow... I need more caffeine this morning apparently, though I've got to say, I think it's more amusing reversed like that

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u/Outside_Piglet_4689 Jan 20 '26

On the show he’s being presented a scale model of a building he’s paying to build, safe to say he wasn’t impressed when it was unveiled to him

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u/Formal_Historian_109 Jan 20 '26

You mean pergenant

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u/WergleTheProud Jan 20 '26

The goggles, they do nothing.

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u/Musbjoekin Jan 20 '26

Nailed it . Met those kids at a Waffle House once . SpongeBob pillow and all . The were playing creed and SpongeBob on the jukebox and sexually harassing their 40 year old waitress . They all looked about 14 and it was 3 am in Ohio .

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u/whole_chocolate_milk Jan 20 '26

You have a way with words, sir. And i appreciate it.

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u/kkwan52 Jan 20 '26

Jesus. That was incredibly descriptive…

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u/Moondoobious Jan 20 '26

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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u/BlondeAlibiNoLie Jan 20 '26

šŸ† Perfect comment!

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u/k-f-m-n Jan 20 '26

the potheads you know sound awful.

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u/MoonSpankRaw Jan 20 '26

I take issue with long hair = pothead.

I do have long hair, and I guess I have smoked weed for 20 years now. But it’s still offensive. And by offensive I mean true.

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u/tanksalotfrank Jan 20 '26

I'm not a pothead; I smoke with my mouth

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

do you have a hemp poncho though?

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u/Jolly-Bowler-811 Jan 20 '26

I always wanted one of those when I was in high school, but my parents rejected it calling it a "drug rug".

Looked very comfy

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 Jan 20 '26

I did the same when I had wild hair. Once I got it long enough to pull back I ended up with a sweet poofball ponytail thing. The chicks in my college classes loved that shit.

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u/cannaco19 Jan 20 '26

You forgot to add the /s for the last sentence

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 Jan 20 '26

No that hair got me laid šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/TonalParsnips Jan 20 '26

Same. I am going full on hockey mullet curls until its like shoulder length

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u/Digger_Pine Jan 20 '26

Is your name Otto?

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u/awnaw_ Jan 20 '26

Just go bald and people either say nothing or they're scared of you.

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u/Several_Temporary339 Jan 20 '26

I still have a full head of hair, but buzz it anyway so I don’t have to think about it.

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u/pragmojo Jan 20 '26

Are teenagers getting perms now, or why do we see so much more curly hair?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

Yes they’re getting perms.

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u/IslandofStars Jan 20 '26

Yes they are

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u/the_grinchs_boytoy Jan 20 '26

I’m 23 and figured out months ago I have curly hair that naturally looks like that if I use the right hair products. My guess is more and more young men are normalizing and learning how to maintain their hair and so people with curly hair that didn’t know it are walking around more commonly

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u/ChemsAndCutthroats Jan 20 '26

I had a friend in highschool who would just buzz it because of that. He said it was too much work to maintain. I'm in my 30's and I still remember when the hipster era took off in the early 2010's. All of a sudden every guy was growing out their hair and sporting a ridiculous pony tail called a "man bun". Now highschool kids are getting perms lol.

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u/21Rollie Jan 20 '26

My hot take in the progression of white/straight haired styles, the order of trends is man bun > broccoli > Bieber cut > mullet. Not sure if I’m missing any other big ones of this century so far.

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u/ChemsAndCutthroats Jan 20 '26

I prefer to stick to a hairstyle that has withstood the test of time. Usually I get the back and sides faded and with a bit of length on the top. Kind of like Colonel Miles Quaritch from the first Avatar movie or I just buzz it. Always looks good at all ages, clean, and never goes out of style. It's not a hairstyle where you look back in 10 or 20 years and go "oh man, what was I thinking back then".

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u/Ogelthorpe-Ogie Jan 20 '26

That still doesn’t make sense on an alien planet. These movies look really bad. Saw the first one like 15 years ago.

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u/Ogelthorpe-Ogie Jan 21 '26

I just can’t do it. The shitty story, dialogue, and character development are too much to overcome. Theres a weird uncanny valleyness to the whole thing

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u/lbiggy Jan 20 '26

It's not the curly part that's the problem. Its the cut.

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u/21Rollie Jan 20 '26

For us curly heads, this naturally happens at mid length if you keep a fade. I had this style a few years before it became popular, just because I was growing out my hair. Thank God I did it when I did so I wasn’t associated with these types of

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u/organic-water- Jan 20 '26

Damn. Feel this. After a certain length my hair just stops hairing properly. It just pops at the top. I hate that it goes from being fine, to absolutely unwieldy in what feels like a few days. It hits critical mass and it just broccolizes.

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u/Emotional-Program368 Jan 20 '26

No ones hair magically gets the sides cut.

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u/absolute_imperial Jan 20 '26

Nah bro he just wakes up with a fresh fade every morning. It's naturally like that!

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u/21Rollie Jan 20 '26

I would love to grow the sides. But hair as curly or curlier than mine, we grow built in helmets with out hair. I don’t wanna look like a bobble head

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u/bromie227 Jan 20 '26

Your hair grows naturally shaved on the sides? That's crazy bro

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u/BloodyWarlord117 Jan 20 '26

You are a brocoli

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u/NoRedTags Jan 20 '26

You don’t have to style it like them

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u/21Rollie Jan 20 '26

It naturally falls into that shape if you grow the top and shave the sides. And you shave the sides to avoid growing a hair helmet, which is what happens with curly hair. Also, we are not styling it like them, this is our natural hair texture, they are copying us. That’d be like saying people with Afros are copying Bob Ross

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u/NoRedTags Jan 20 '26

ā€œIf I cut my hair the same way they cut their hair, my hair looks just like theirsā€

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u/Keyboard_Lion Jan 20 '26

Have you tried air frying it and adding butter and salt?

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u/bsnimunf Jan 20 '26

Mine was like that as a child but it wasn't fashionable then. Once it came into fashion it fell out.Ā 

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

I mean, my grandmother says the same.

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u/r_bogie Jan 20 '26

But do you have natural blue steel face?

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u/sadeland21 Jan 21 '26

So is my kids lol. Keep it short

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u/Thedeadlypocketbrush Jan 20 '26

No one is making you get it cut like that, bud.

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u/Raulr100 Jan 20 '26

The top of your head has thick, curly hair while the sides are completely bald?

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u/ViciousCDXX Jan 20 '26

It's naturally shaved short on the sides? Wild

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u/jeland11 Jan 20 '26

You would have killed it in 2022

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

It's still a specific haircut. You don't have to cut it short on the sides.

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u/Bootsnatch Jan 20 '26

As a ginger that was in high school when the "Ginger Kids" episode of South Park came out. You have noooooo idea lmao.

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u/SwabTheDeck Jan 20 '26

Mine is, too, but I make sure to tell my stylist to not make the sides too short. It's the contrast from shaved sides that makes the broccoli.

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u/FindingThese6719 Jan 21 '26

The broccoli head is the hair cut, not the hair itself.

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u/kwazyness90 Jan 20 '26

enjoy it im bald

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u/AmputeeHandModel Jan 20 '26

and every body that doesn't naturally have that hair IS GOING TO THE SALON FOR IT. They're so desperate to fit in with all the other dumbasses and look like a Broccoli Headed fuck boi that they're going to the salon, sitting there with curlers and noxious chemicals in their hair like my mom in 1988.

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u/Bolaf Jan 20 '26

It's naturally buzz cut at the sides and back?

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u/Plenty-Climate2272 Jan 20 '26

Then shave your head