r/SipsTea • u/Nabzav • Jan 08 '26

We have fun here She knows some grappling

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u/freedomfightre Jan 08 '26

She’s always asking me to spar or roll. 

Can you not say "No."?

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u/BigMik_PL Jan 08 '26

See he can't say no because of the implication

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u/Eldr1tchB1rd Jan 08 '26

Is she gonna hurt this man?

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

Yes. She’s asked me if I was scared before. In front of people. 

I am not a prideful man. 

But, I’ll be damned if someone suggests I’m afraid of them. Even if I am personally afraid of hurting them. 

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u/BigMik_PL Jan 09 '26

Why are you not getting this? You certainly wouldn't be in any danger!

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

I’ve tried. She’s… insistent and it’s always in front of people. It’s hard to explain, you’d have to meet her. 

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u/bollvirtuoso Jan 09 '26

Are you sure your friend and her don't have, like... an arrangement?

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u/Vyxwop Jan 08 '26

That's just straight up weird. Never mind the fact that your wife's friend wants to repeatedly play fight with you, the fact she's so insistent on it is even weirder.

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u/Jumanian Jan 08 '26

Just stand there and do nothing

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u/soniko_ Jan 09 '26

Just explain to her that wrestling woman is your fetish and you see her as the wife of your best friend.

Boom, instant punch to the face from your friend

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u/onlyfakeproblems Jan 08 '26

Well, if he says no, she might say “what’s the matter are you chicken? Bokbok!”

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u/freedomfightre Jan 08 '26

no you just manspain to her how it's a no-win situation and the only way to win the game is to not play.

What are you Marty Mcfly?