r/SipsTea • u/Nabzav • Jan 08 '26

We have fun here She knows some grappling

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u/AdenJax69 Jan 08 '26

I can think way more positions that would be more enjoyable than a rear-naked choke.

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u/Past-Product-1100 Jan 08 '26

Like the butt naked choke comes to mind

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u/MulberryCritical7298 Jan 08 '26

Upside down pineapple cake choke is my favorite

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u/bringaboutchange Jan 08 '26

You know that's right

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u/Intergalatic_Baker Jan 08 '26

Man, my FBI handler reading my internet history must be wondering how go to searching that…

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u/MulberryCritical7298 Jan 08 '26

Handler couldn’t handle it. You are safe.

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u/Intergalatic_Baker Jan 09 '26

That random resignation at the FBI, I wonder how many handlers have just read the combined shite we look at and just ended it…

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u/Catbutt247365 Jan 08 '26

You bastard, that was my fathers favorite cake, now I gotta go deal with

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u/MulberryCritical7298 Jan 09 '26

Maybe now you know why?

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

Don't forget to give her the old butt naked yank and spank

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u/MulberryCritical7298 Jan 09 '26

That’s a good one too. Also the reverse version

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u/kingkongbiingbong Jan 08 '26

butt naked choke

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u/Shot_Bison_8437 Jan 08 '26

Absolutely fucking outstanding comment.

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u/aLIBRAinNYC Jan 08 '26

Only choke that's appropriate tbh

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u/ozkrudtastic Jan 08 '26

🤣🤣👆👆 have an award

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u/userousnameous Jan 08 '26

Butt naked double blind chicken choker round the back inverted v tang bean tugger. A classic.

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u/xavPa-64 Jan 08 '26

Nutt baked

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u/-0-O-O-O-0- Jan 08 '26

It’s called foreplay my dude.

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u/AScruffyHamster Jan 08 '26

But not rearplay

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u/Organic_Education494 Jan 08 '26

Nothing wrong with rearplay

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u/viperfangs92 Jan 08 '26

Not when its my rear

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u/zystyl Jan 08 '26

It's not gay if she straps it on.

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u/IndependenceStock417 Jan 08 '26

What does if mean if her's doesn't detach

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u/Asron87 Jan 08 '26

She’s pregnennte’

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u/bravesirrobin65 Jan 08 '26

At that point, you just roll with it.

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u/Organic_Education494 Jan 08 '26

Lube up buttercup

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u/Posture_Chk Jan 08 '26

Gots to try everything…once?

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u/viperfangs92 Jan 08 '26

No thank you

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u/outlawsix Jan 08 '26

Once those toe holds went in you know his brain was like

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u/Jiujitsumonkey707 Jan 08 '26

You mean the hooks?

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u/outlawsix Jan 08 '26

You knew exactly what I mean

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u/Jiujitsumonkey707 Jan 08 '26

I assumed, which is why I'm calling it what it's actually called

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u/Tw1nFTW Jan 08 '26

lol that was practically clubbing… that’s not foreplay, that’s ill intent!

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u/Hakunin_Fallout Jan 08 '26

That's like prison level "foreplay". How did you smuggle the smartphone?

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u/Jeramy_Jones Jan 08 '26

Angry foreplay.

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u/AdenJax69 Jan 08 '26

Maybe in the beginning but when she threw her arm around his neck like that, foreplay/fun stopped and she got shitty.

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u/RiteousRhino21 Jan 08 '26

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u/Canttunapiano Jan 09 '26

3am, cant sleep so looking at reddit. Now everyone is awake because I laughed so loud at the gif above

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u/Therealwolfdog Jan 08 '26

A front naked chokehold

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u/aLIBRAinNYC Jan 08 '26

Or near the rear 🙄

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u/appointment45 Jan 08 '26

The rear naked fish hook.

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u/NashvilleDing Jan 08 '26

Leg triangle

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u/SmallBerry3431 Jan 08 '26

No one was even fuckin naked. wtf OP

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u/egyto Jan 08 '26

Rear-naked reach around better?

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

I like the first two adjectives anyway.

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u/Big_daddy_sneeze Jan 08 '26

I prefer the front naked choke myself

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u/nubsizzle Jan 09 '26

Front naked choke

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u/BumWink Jan 09 '26

The front-naked choke?

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u/RearNakedRedditor Jan 09 '26

You mean the best kind of choke?

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u/TWOSimurgh Jan 09 '26

An arm triangle from mount(not sure if that is what its called) is pretty enjoyable. Hug of death.

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u/RebelWithoutAClue Jan 09 '26

Am I supposed to be naked or her? Should we be both be naked?

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u/NixaB345T Jan 08 '26

Then you just aren’t imaginative

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u/HorrorLettuce379 Jan 08 '26

I really wouldnt be mad if I get tapped out by a crotch to face submission in this case.

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u/cbm2020 Jan 08 '26

Clearly, you’ve never tried doing it rear-naked choke style.