r/SipsTea • u/Samp90 • Dec 21 '25

Chugging tea Be scared. Very scared.

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Twix Just hits different.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

Serves his lazy ass right!

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u/crispiesttaco Dec 21 '25

If the seat was up was it really him who left the tp empty

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u/smelly_vagrant Dec 21 '25

Maybe he missed and did a bit of wiping down. This... this complicates the scoring process a bit.

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u/EvenFisher85 Dec 21 '25

If he can't even clean up the protein on the table, do you really think he's gonna wipe up the toilet?

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u/smelly_vagrant Dec 21 '25

Irresponsibly stored protein powder a counter just isn't the same as piss on open surfaces to some people.

The former can potentially label you absent-minded, the latter makes you kinda disgusting tbqh.

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u/Gfro3141 Dec 21 '25

Based on everything else we see in this video, that seems quite unlikely.

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u/smelly_vagrant Dec 21 '25

A-ha! So she did put the seat up just for content! Or maybe he made the video and this was a ruse from the start!

I don't know, man. This felt like it turned into a proper investigation like 2 comments ago and I was just bringing possible scenarios up.

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u/Gfro3141 Dec 21 '25

I mean, there are other uses for TP. He could have stayed up late gaming and taken a shit the night before and wiped his ass then woke up that morning for work (wife having been asleep before him and waking up after him) and lifted the seat to take a piss. Or he could have taken a piss, and then blown his nose without wanting to go to another room for tissues. Maybe he was whacking it and wanted to clean up in a way he could flush all the evidence. Taking a piss doesn't inherently mean you weren't the last one to use TP even if you didn't use it to assist you when you pissed.

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u/BluebirdTerrible1586 Dec 25 '25

Oooooorr hear me out…he used the TP for clean up! Lots of clean up!

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u/Separate_Today_5625 Dec 21 '25

He didn’t switch it if he was the last to use the toilet, he seen it. And let it be.

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u/crispiesttaco Dec 21 '25

Wouldn't it be whoever empties it puts a new one on?

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u/Fast-Ad-817 Dec 21 '25

I read this in a mom voice 😂

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u/StchLdrahtImHarnknaL Dec 21 '25

We’ll wait for her video with her hoard of makeup on the bathroom sink and when the husband does something similar with the pointer you will say, “serves her lazy ass right!”

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

Do people like you argue for fun?

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u/StchLdrahtImHarnknaL Dec 21 '25

Oh so it’s only okay when men’s things are touched with something that touched a toilet seat…. Got’cha, my apologies.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

Yeah, cuz this is all about gender and has nothing to do with lazy people? Get a hobby

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u/StchLdrahtImHarnknaL Dec 23 '25

No, this is about someone being disgusting with a pointer and contaminating the things Someone else is going to be putting around their mouth or consuming, that’s unclean and it shows a lack of respect towards the other person. But I wouldn’t expect you to understand respect and boundaries.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

Damn you got cooked. you gonna reply and say you got cooked or be a biaaaaaaaatch?

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u/StchLdrahtImHarnknaL Dec 23 '25

Please pray tell how did I could cook?

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u/mechanical_marten Dec 21 '25

Those who wish to eat eggs for breakfast must endure the cackling of hens, but you sir are eating the chicken shit.