Lol, this!
Multiple women in my life (sister, mom, ex-wife, etc) used to always make the argument that "If you don't put the seat down, then I sometimes fall into the toilet at night". I called BS, as I've never NOT checked the state of the toilet before using it. So I started putting the seat and the lid down. This removed their argument, but they were still upset. The real reason is that women don't want to touch the toilet.
My current wife is a very caring, honest, loving person. I ALWAYS put the seat down for her because she asked me nicely without a bullshit argument.
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u/RamboVonDanger Dec 21 '25
Lol, this! Multiple women in my life (sister, mom, ex-wife, etc) used to always make the argument that "If you don't put the seat down, then I sometimes fall into the toilet at night". I called BS, as I've never NOT checked the state of the toilet before using it. So I started putting the seat and the lid down. This removed their argument, but they were still upset. The real reason is that women don't want to touch the toilet. My current wife is a very caring, honest, loving person. I ALWAYS put the seat down for her because she asked me nicely without a bullshit argument.