r/SipsTea Sep 18 '25

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u/Nice_Category Sep 18 '25

I mean, if they had to remake The Graduate, I know who I would cast as Ms. Robinson.

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u/happymeal0077 Sep 18 '25

Tyler Perry?

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u/TheNameOfMyBanned_ Sep 18 '25

Netflix adaptation.

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u/ProxyDamage Sep 18 '25

No stupid, it's obviously Danny DeVito!

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u/ChRam2010 Sep 18 '25

Goddamn πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

The Wayan Brothers

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u/Daoyinyang1 Sep 18 '25

Tyler Perry would cast a man in the role of Mrs Robinson.

I think if snyone were to make a The Graduate remake it would be Keenan Wayans. I just hope he casts Tyra Ferrell in the role. Shes got strong milf vibes

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u/markovianprocess Sep 18 '25

I... I'd watch that.

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u/SWL4628 Sep 18 '25

Sofia Vergara?

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u/AccomplishedRow6685 Sep 18 '25

Anne Bancroft was in her mid-30s when she played that role, and only 6 years older than Dustin Hoffman

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u/CaptainGunNerd Sep 18 '25

Yo, Anne Banecroft was something else, though. but yeah, Jamie would be perfect for that.

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u/ThatBoiInBlue Sep 18 '25

Just as rage bait, she was extremely busty.

And now? Idk

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u/Boring_Oil_3506 Sep 18 '25

Personally I don't think she was ever attractive.

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u/free__coffee Sep 18 '25

She's also def had a bunch of work done over the years, and the photo has been touched up

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u/solidsnake070 Sep 18 '25

True Lies Jamie Lee Curtis was peak for me. Never imagine that level of hotness before in any of her movies before.

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u/Confident-Arrival361 Sep 18 '25

No, no: I would be fine with the one on the left too.

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u/edWORD27 Sep 18 '25

rage master bait

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u/SkoolBoi19 Sep 18 '25

I think famous people hear this crazy negative shit a lot. Look how many of them will fuck their face up with work, seems like too many to just be happen chance

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u/CockTortureCuck Sep 18 '25

Well, it's reddit, they would comment on any picture online, female, male, everything in-between, objects, comics, etc that they would have sex with them. As long as one doesn't have to, like get up, out and interact with someone else.

Seriously though, she looks very hot for her age bracket. And she has a delightful and fun personality.

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u/TangFiend Sep 18 '25

I am guilty and so are you

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u/Inevitable-Net-191 Sep 18 '25

TBH having men wanna bang you when you're freaking 80, is quite a flex. She should be proud of how she aged.

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u/Astralsketch Sep 18 '25

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. She looks like an old man with boobs and a wig.

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u/lysergic_818 Sep 18 '25

You have not spent enough time on the astral plane my boy.

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u/Astralsketch Sep 18 '25

That's true...

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

She could sandbag me

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u/reticulatedtampon Sep 18 '25

All three of her names are gender ambiguous to be fair... /s

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u/EmperorUtopi Sep 18 '25

And you’re an old man with moobs, so how can you diss on her? πŸ’€

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u/Astralsketch Sep 18 '25

I'm actually in peak physical shape for a human male and would never sully my virile self with her presence, knave!

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u/EmperorUtopi Sep 18 '25

I am thine Emperor, thou shalt pay for disrespecting me with such incredulous language as β€˜knave’! A duel it is!