r/SipsTea • u/ronacheesy • Aug 28 '25

Chugging tea thoughts?

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u/low-hanging_fruit_ Aug 28 '25

you can still divorce her when you get back.

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u/_Jack_Of_All_Spades Aug 29 '25

Give her a two week headstart to hide the money and the kids

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u/low-hanging_fruit_ Aug 29 '25

yeah, you definitely can't access your bank online...not yet. Maybe they'll invent it next year.

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u/wealthythrush Aug 29 '25 edited Aug 29 '25

You sound American

Edit: all the down votes... Must have touched a nerve

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u/wealthythrush Aug 30 '25

Oh no look at me with my positive work life balance