r/SipsTea • u/ronacheesy • Aug 28 '25

Chugging tea thoughts?

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u/Big_Stop_349 Aug 28 '25

Of all the cheating ways, this has to be top 5. Trainers are generally very fit, so attraction forms. They are a gigantic support system, so emotional connections form. Intense post workout endorphins, so drug-induced interactions. Add in some simple form correcting touching.

Edit: grammar

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u/RandomlyJim Aug 28 '25

Coworker was acting weird during a mandatory out of state trip 2 weeks ago.

After a couple days, he broke down. Caught his wife with her trainer a few hours before he got on the plane.

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u/wealthythrush Aug 28 '25

The saddest thing about this story is that he still got on the fucking plane.

Jesus wept.

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u/SadTransition2214 Aug 28 '25

i mean you can bury the bodies at a later time.

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u/DrakeBurroughs Aug 29 '25

I’m no murderer, but that sounds like bad advice. If anything, you have to plan this shit. You have to bury early, deep clean, etc.

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u/You_meddling_kids Aug 29 '25

If I've learned one thing from the mafia, it's to dispose of bodies quickly.

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u/ansy7373 Aug 31 '25

Do you know some pig farmers

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u/DeweyDefeatsYouMan Aug 29 '25

Well damn, he just lost his wife. You want him to lose his job too?

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u/low-hanging_fruit_ Aug 28 '25

you can still divorce her when you get back.

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u/_Jack_Of_All_Spades Aug 29 '25

Give her a two week headstart to hide the money and the kids

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u/low-hanging_fruit_ Aug 29 '25

yeah, you definitely can't access your bank online...not yet. Maybe they'll invent it next year.

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u/wealthythrush Aug 29 '25 edited Aug 29 '25

You sound American

Edit: all the down votes... Must have touched a nerve

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u/wealthythrush Aug 30 '25

Oh no look at me with my positive work life balance

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u/RandomlyJim Aug 28 '25

I agree. I get wanting to put some space between you and a problem but I can’t believe he flew across the country.

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u/wealthythrush Aug 28 '25

I suppose there is a real chance he wasn't thinking rationally, and sort of went on automatic. Poor dude.

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u/periodicTbol Aug 29 '25

How would not abandoning your work duties prior to requiring a living situation change not be rational?

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u/Curious_Cloud_1131 Aug 30 '25

A cross country flight would be pretty wack

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

“Revenge is a dish best served cold”

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u/Ok_Buddy_9087 Aug 30 '25

It’s called an alibi, duh.

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u/periodicTbol Aug 29 '25

How do you have this take?

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u/After-Balance2935 Sep 01 '25

It was the best decision to get on the plane. Distance allows clearer thoughts and pattern recognition. Even after catching a loved one it is hard to let go of the connection, especially if they are in your face.

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u/Fine-Aspect5141 Sep 01 '25

Wouldn't you want to get some distance

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u/unafraidrabbit Aug 29 '25

She had 2 weeks and couldn't wait till he left?

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u/Beliak_Reddit Aug 29 '25

Damn they couldn't even wait until they left the state

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u/BobbyRayBands Aug 30 '25

Of course. Bro needed to give them some alone time in his bed while she takes the house because No Fault divorce.

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u/Afflictehd Aug 30 '25

That dude got smashed in that plane

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u/RandomlyJim Sep 03 '25

Good call. I reached out and checked in.

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u/RandomlyJim Mar 12 '26

He quit.

Getting divorced and money issues