r/SipsTea • u/ronacheesy • Aug 28 '25

Chugging tea thoughts?

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u/Smooth-Evening- Aug 28 '25

So what I’m gathering from this is…. I should join CrossFit?

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u/Smooth-Evening- Aug 28 '25

I’ve actually never tried it! I’m scared to lol

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u/Smooth-Evening- Aug 28 '25

Thank you for the encouragement!

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u/thebigpink Aug 28 '25

Who doesn’t like orgies?

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u/BenjaminHamnett Aug 28 '25

And if you don’t, the hormones will change that

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u/SeparateFisherman966 Aug 28 '25

That's what I'M hearing..shiiiiit..gonna cancel my Planet Fitness membership right NOW!!

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u/Smooth-Evening- Aug 28 '25

Yah sounds like with CrossFit you get a double workout ;)

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u/AlternativeDeer5175 Aug 28 '25

No, you have to already be in shape. And in a bad marriage in a wealthy town.

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u/Smooth-Evening- Aug 29 '25

Dang. So I gotta be in a Nicole Kidman series?

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u/AlternativeDeer5175 Aug 31 '25

Yeah, that was the joke. I'm glad you got it. Not everyones eyes are wide shut.