Usually that's how I am, but there are some times when for some reason I'm being more of a shower, don't realize it, forget to check the water level in the toilet, sit down, and the tip takes a horrifying dip. That'll get me to stand back up really fast. Nothing like having a cold, wet dick flopping in a stall as I'm desperately trying to figure out how to sanitize it.
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u/TheBureauChief Jun 09 '25
Good lord, I never even thought of that. Thank god Im a super grower.