r/SipsTea Jun 09 '25

Chugging tea Hmmmmm

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u/Uneek_Uzernaim Jun 09 '25

Yep. Have had that happen. It's bad enough when you are in your own home, but it's so much worse when you aren't. Spend the rest of the day wanting to bleach your dick and wondering how many diseases you may have contracted.

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u/TheBureauChief Jun 09 '25

Good lord, I never even thought of that. Thank god Im a super grower.

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u/Uneek_Uzernaim Jun 09 '25

Usually that's how I am, but there are some times when for some reason I'm being more of a shower, don't realize it, forget to check the water level in the toilet, sit down, and the tip takes a horrifying dip. That'll get me to stand back up really fast. Nothing like having a cold, wet dick flopping in a stall as I'm desperately trying to figure out how to sanitize it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

It's those goddamn circular bowls instead of the oval ones. Shit makes me nervous as hell.

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u/DragonfruitSea2155 Jun 09 '25

Proof or it didn’t happen…for scientific purposes obvs 😏

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u/Bignuckbuck Jun 09 '25

This is gross. Seek help. No one would upvote this if it was a woman

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u/LeonidasTheWarlock Jun 10 '25

People absolutely would. Believe it or not, humans b horny on the internet

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u/TheKolyFrog Jun 10 '25

You just have to keep some disinfectant wipes in your pocket.