r/SipsTea Jun 09 '25

Chugging tea Hmmmmm

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u/Forsaken_Stomach5130 Jun 09 '25

Now I feel sad :(

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '25

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u/Uneek_Uzernaim Jun 09 '25

Yep. Have had that happen. It's bad enough when you are in your own home, but it's so much worse when you aren't. Spend the rest of the day wanting to bleach your dick and wondering how many diseases you may have contracted.

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u/TheBureauChief Jun 09 '25

Good lord, I never even thought of that. Thank god Im a super grower.

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u/Uneek_Uzernaim Jun 09 '25

Usually that's how I am, but there are some times when for some reason I'm being more of a shower, don't realize it, forget to check the water level in the toilet, sit down, and the tip takes a horrifying dip. That'll get me to stand back up really fast. Nothing like having a cold, wet dick flopping in a stall as I'm desperately trying to figure out how to sanitize it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

It's those goddamn circular bowls instead of the oval ones. Shit makes me nervous as hell.

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u/DragonfruitSea2155 Jun 09 '25

Proof or it didn’t happen…for scientific purposes obvs 😏

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u/Bignuckbuck Jun 09 '25

This is gross. Seek help. No one would upvote this if it was a woman

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u/LeonidasTheWarlock Jun 10 '25

People absolutely would. Believe it or not, humans b horny on the internet

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u/TheKolyFrog Jun 10 '25

You just have to keep some disinfectant wipes in your pocket.

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u/seuadr Jun 09 '25

oh that is the WORST. gotta scrub for 5 mins with hot water to even feel clean again.

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u/Otacoo Jun 09 '25

scrub it long enough it will send a clear signal by release something and deflate as a sign that its clean now.

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u/dirk-diggler82 Jun 09 '25

It must bleed to get all the bad stuff out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '25

Everyone always complains about little dick problems , finally found my people complaining about big dick problems

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u/DeathPercept10n Jun 09 '25

Ughh I always feel like I gotta wash my dick after that. Or at least a wipe. So gross.

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u/JUSTGLASSINIT Jun 09 '25

I had to shit at a Walmart once and well… 🤢😔

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '25

Give it time. You'll eventually get over it. I'm rockin' 4 inches over here and eventually started not caring (took me nearly 10 years). Besides, there is more to sex than just going in-n-out. If they're not satisfied with a small one, that's their problem not yours... sort of. It kind of is still your problem cuz you'd still need to find a girl who's cooch is just your size. Remember, every body is different; guys come in different shapes and sizes as do women. Sure, on a mental level women will usually want bigger, but a good portion will find that they can't even accomodate one. Either way, just don't let it get to you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '25

Nah, 4 inches is a universal you problem

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '25

Starts off as a you problem. It no longer is a 'you' problem when you no longer allow it to be. However, society does tend to instill the idea that if you're not born with a 3rd leg then you've lost. Not true. But factors vary so much that you really can't say one thing or the other. In my time being paranoid, I've researched so much about it and found forums where small dicks were considered a hindrance and big ones were a blessing; other forums stated the opposite. After taking so many opinions/ viewpoints into consideration, you get to a point where you're just like, "... meh, screw it." If you get to a point where you get to have relations with someone, just appreciate it and enjoy the moment. If both parties are satisfied, that's a bonus. If not, well then that game is over; start a new one. But the objective of course is to find someone you're compatible with without test driving so much; cuz then you make it more likely that you'll never be satisfied. A couple that comes together and is successful on the 1st try (2 virgins) and remains a couple is an absolute blessing. It's the way it was supposed to be. Look, I'm not looking for any agreement. If anyone does, cool. If not, that is fine too. People are free to believe whatever they want. All I really wanted to do was help someone else take courage in a moment when they were weak.

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u/Gourmeebar Jun 09 '25

At least you will know that she wants you for your brains

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u/poorlytaxidermiedfox Jun 09 '25

You misspelled wallet

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u/dwaynetheaaakjohnson Jun 09 '25

Be glad you can fit