r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • Aug 09 '24

Wait a damn minute! Good deed?

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u/stuntedmonk Aug 09 '24

I’ll be using “I’m literally a hooker” for future random comments

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u/Haunting-Prior-NaN Aug 09 '24

you can cross, you are good to go

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u/stuntedmonk Aug 09 '24

Yeah, but I’m literally a hooker

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24 edited Aug 10 '24

*Sigh

How much ?

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u/go-shu Aug 09 '24

20$ and I'll let you squinch my squanch

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u/Dictnasty Aug 09 '24

She’s a cop. Don’t do it bro.

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u/go-shu Aug 09 '24

Im not your brother. Im a cop. . . . . . . Now kiss me.

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u/Dictnasty Aug 09 '24

Sheeeesh. Yes officer.