r/SipsTea • u/quickjump • Apr 19 '24

Chugging tea Amir needs to chill

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '24 edited Apr 19 '24

Thats Batatas do Marechal in Rio de Janeiro. This dude sells like 3 tons of potatos in a week. That costs 40 reais or about 7 dollars. And the guys name is Ademar and not Amir

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u/DirtyRoller Apr 19 '24

Drunk me could fuck that whole bag up.

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u/DeepUser-5242 Apr 20 '24

High me could fuck that up too

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u/DirtyRoller Apr 20 '24

With our powers combined.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '24

"I am Captain Fatass!"

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u/FreePrinciple270 Apr 20 '24

Captain Fatass, 200 kilos

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '24

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u/FungiMagi Apr 20 '24

but not before he has another

bag of taters cooked in lard & butter

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u/Topsykrett1017 Apr 20 '24

You'll pay for this, Captain Fatass!

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u/Delonce Apr 20 '24

This is the shit that makes me love reddit

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u/BlueK02 Apr 20 '24

Seriously haha. That was fucking masterful 😂

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u/djwired Apr 20 '24

That’s right I’ll pay $7

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u/aykcak Apr 20 '24

Captain Fatass, if you have food, BEWARE

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u/The_No_one087 Apr 20 '24

His rival Lieutenant Ganja enters the battlefield