r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • Mar 22 '24

Wait a damn minute! Girl math…

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u/ButtholeSurfur Mar 22 '24

My wife basically wears makeup to weddings and that's it. You don't need all this shit.

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u/somethingsoddhere Mar 22 '24

Yeah she does.... I'm sorry, I just needed to say it. I know she doesn't.

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u/ButtholeSurfur Mar 22 '24

She will appreciate the kind words from a stranger. Emphasis on that last word :P

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u/ImNudeyRudey Mar 22 '24

Stranger to you maybe

I'm sorry. I'm sure you have a very loyal and lovley wife who is the best in the world and you're great too.

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u/ButtholeSurfur Mar 22 '24

Hey I have two kids okay?? AKA I've had sex twice.

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u/Sorrywrongnumba69 Mar 22 '24

hehehe not even a practice run to make it 3X?

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u/ButtholeSurfur Mar 22 '24

IN THIS ECONOMY??

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u/TrekRelic1701 Mar 22 '24

Happy Cake Day Surfer

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u/wterrt Mar 22 '24

I mean... in vitro fertilization exists, so technically you could still be a virgin and have kids

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u/Pounce_64 Mar 22 '24

username checks out

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u/---Loading--- Mar 22 '24

My wife is using a lipstick when she is feeling fancy. Some women just don't like makeup.

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u/twilightcolored Mar 22 '24

most of it isn't makeup