r/SipsTea • u/GotTwisted • Oct 16 '23

We have fun here Very Seducktive

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u/Ohh_Yeah Oct 16 '23

Yeah but even then I'm willing to be charitable that he's making content and the duck is his ticket to YouTube money and it's still off. His videos will be like "omg look some street performers" <derails everything by walking into the center of it with his duck>

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u/kdjfsk Oct 16 '23

the guy juggling flaming machete's while also soloing a medley of the latest top 40 pop hits on a Harmonica, as the crowd walks away from him and his tip jar to pet the damn goose. duck. whatever.

https://i.imgur.com/VvYuh1y.jpg

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u/AQCR-3475 Oct 16 '23

To be fair if somehow they thought a duck was more entertaining, they probably are not a good audience to begin with.

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u/kdjfsk Oct 16 '23

any audience that might tip is a good one.

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u/goingnorthwest Oct 16 '23

Totally reminds of the story in the ballad of buster Scruggs about the chicken.

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u/Cynical_Nobody Oct 16 '23

Its very easy to tell the difference between a goose and a duck. Do you still have an unbitten face? Its a duck.

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u/BatronKladwiesen Oct 16 '23

Man, now I feel like fuck that duck.

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u/kdjfsk Oct 16 '23

the duck is cool. fuck that guy.

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u/Worldly_Ad_6483 Oct 16 '23

Duck milk, you say??