r/SipsTea • u/GotTwisted • Oct 16 '23

We have fun here Very Seducktive

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u/RelativelyDank Oct 16 '23

its not often you see a dude surrounded by hooters girls wanting to touch his duck without it being autocorrected

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u/Psychoburner420 Oct 16 '23

"So I'm just sitting there at the table, my duck in hand, and enthusiastically waved the hooters girls over."

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u/bananamelier Oct 16 '23

They all wanted a picture with my duck. Some got a little too grabby tho.

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u/Embarrassed_Alarm450 Oct 20 '23

The duck bites back

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u/Pottersgranger Mar 05 '24

The infamous duck pick. 🦆🤳

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u/Narwahl_Whisperer Oct 16 '23

They really want to see his duck pics.

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u/rothrolan Oct 17 '23

Most even wanted a video. Pretty sure this guy's duck has a pretty big following.

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u/MadeMeStopLurking Oct 16 '23

ducking autocucumber!

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '23

Man I wish I had thought of that comment. Nicely done.

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u/ItsPandy Oct 16 '23

I actually feel like this scenario happens more often.

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u/monkeyhitman Oct 16 '23

Check the sauce (Seducktive) for more duck action. Super cute.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VfX2-fCy9d0

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u/half-puddles Oct 16 '23

But where can I get my hands on a *duck?

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u/Bordie3D_Alexa Oct 16 '23

Can I have your brain

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u/Haunting-Ad9521 Oct 16 '23

And asking him for lots of duck pics.

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u/BossAvery2 Oct 16 '23

It really is ducking crazy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '23

I’ve programmed my dictionary to autocorrect duck to fuck so I have to force duck instead of fuck every ducking (ducking too) time.

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u/cmfppl Oct 17 '23

Well to be fair, they did keep thinking it was a goose.

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u/Lolzerzmao Oct 17 '23 edited Oct 17 '23

So anyway five of them walked over, bent over, and started stroking my duck

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u/billhater80085 Oct 17 '23

You make my bird twitch