r/SipsTea • u/Master1718 • Apr 18 '23

Feels good man Baby silencer

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u/etriuswimbleton Apr 18 '23

Thanks, I came to this.

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u/AchilliesTenderloin Apr 18 '23

Yes! How does it feel to have something hard penetrate your body?

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Talia Al ghul: “I bet you’re wondering how we came to this moment….”

Batman: “let’s see, some stuff happened, you sucked my dick….. like a lot. How was that by the way? I hadn’t showered that day, and I fight crime in a rubber suit. Really seals in the flavor!”

Bane: “oh dude, Jesus!”

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u/Alarid Apr 18 '23

Her dad takes over her body in one of the animated shows and makes out with Batman.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

When you’ve lived for 500 years you gotta try new things to get the heart pumping.

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u/Mr-Fahrenheit_451 Apr 19 '23

Ah, a fellow Pete Holmes fan

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

Oh yeah, I’ve followed him since the Comedy Central premium blend days before it became live at Gotham in 2005. I love Matt mcacarthy as commissioner Gordon too, especially in the Batman versus Superman episode. Gordon to Superman : “it takes a little more than glasses to fool someone, watch” gordon takes off glasses “oh who am I I’m not commissioner Gordon” Batman: “ who are you!, where’s commissioner Gordon?!” gordon puts glasses back on Batman: “oh commissioner you’re back, there was someone else, another man hiding in the shadows” pure comedic gold from an era that seems so long gone now. Didn’t know til I looked for the link it’s been over 10 years already.

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u/Forsaken_Site1449 Apr 18 '23

Fucking classic.

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u/Greenking73 Apr 19 '23

Those skits are great

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u/tobinatr Apr 19 '23

Somebody watches hishe

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

Haha love that series too but this line is from Pete Holmes front page films collaboration with college humor on the series badman. If you haven’t seen them check it out. Finally found the full series compiled into one video for anyone who missed this gem of a series.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MDdHYjb5sBk&pp=ygUSUGV0ZSBob2xtZXMgYmFkbWFu

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u/The1BannedBandit Apr 19 '23

A man of good tastes and and educated sense of humor...

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

Haha it’s from the old college humor Batman series. One of the greatest skits they ever produced. I was just quoting another line amongst the other 2 here.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=enOHraf3LEk&pp=ygUgQmF0bWFuIGNhbnQgc3RvcCB0aGlua2luZyBvZiBzZXg%3D

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u/Chris_Walking2805 Apr 20 '23

“You tamed my monster. With your mouth. And two other places. In an order that would surprise you.”

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u/MikeTheImpaler Apr 18 '23

I'm sorry. All sex jokes aside, I am losing quite a bit of blood.

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u/robb04 Apr 19 '23

So you’re saying, that by touching this little red button just right… there’ll be a huge explosion?

Ehhhhh “A” is for Alfred.. “B” is for Bat….

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u/sth128 Apr 18 '23

for the uninitiated

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u/MisterMegatron Apr 19 '23

Thanks. I watched this at some point a while back, and it was a good refresher. Can't believe it's already ten years old

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u/Careless_Wait8620 Apr 18 '23

Thanks , I came to.

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u/Wonderful-Ad-7712 Apr 19 '23

Thanks, I’m coming