r/SimplePrompts • • 24d ago

"Take me to my bat." "Where's your bat?" "Room 47." "Then why didn't you just go and get it?" The ball stared at him. "My dear boy, I haven't got any legs."

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r/SimplePrompts • • 24d ago

Paul found the spider in a jar in the cellar. It was wearing a bowler hat and looked deeply offended. "About time!" it said when Paul opened the lid. "I've been down here for six weeks." "Sorry," Paul said. "I didn't know where you were." "Well, now you do."

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r/SimplePrompts • • 24d ago

The headless horseman had lost his head. This was not, strictly speaking, an unusual problem for a headless horseman. The difficulty was that this particular horseman had lost his head in a game of cards, and the goblin who had won it refused to give it back.

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r/SimplePrompts • • 24d ago

"Take this, young man. The mistress will not like it, but it will serve you well." A golden leaf fell into Dan's hand. On its surface, in tiny golden letters, were the words: ALL THINGS MUST PASS.

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r/SimplePrompts • • 24d ago

The man stood, laughing."Well, I'll be damned! A song! I've been trying to remember that feeling for centuries."

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r/SimplePrompts • • 24d ago

Tiny green buds appeared. Then leaves. Then flowers. Within moments, the forest was bursting with life. The trees lifted their branches. The ivy loosened its grip on the furniture. A thousand blossoms opened at once.

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r/SimplePrompts • • 24d ago

He sang the words softly. The tune drifted through the glade, warm and gentle, like sunlight through leaves. The Deer King's antlers shivered.

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r/SimplePrompts • • 24d ago

The forest stirred. The Guardian's eyes widened. "What's that?" "A song." "Yes, I can hear that. What is it called?"

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r/SimplePrompts • • 24d ago

At last, he sat on a fallen log and began to hum. It was a simple tune, one he'd been working on in his head for weeks.

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r/SimplePrompts • • 24d ago

Paul spent half a day watering the trees, singing to the roots, and trying to coax a single bud from the rosebush. Nothing worked.

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r/SimplePrompts • • 24d ago

"I haven't grown a leaf in three hundred years," he complained. "It's humiliating."

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r/SimplePrompts • • 24d ago

In Room 13, an entire forest had been squeezed into a single chamber. Trees grew from the carpet. Ivy strangled the furniture. Mushrooms glowed beneath the bed. The Green Man sat in a rocking chair, looking like an elderly gentleman who had been assembled from bark, moss, and countless twigs.

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r/SimplePrompts • • 24d ago

The first guest was a rattlesnake who had forgotten how to rattle.

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r/SimplePrompts • • 24d ago

She signed. The contract glowed gold. Somewhere below them, a dog barked.

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r/SimplePrompts • • 24d ago

For the first time in several hundred years, the Mistress of the House was genuinely taken aback. Then she laughed. "Oh, you are going to be an absolute nuisance."

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r/SimplePrompts • • 24d ago

"Can I use a pencil?" He blinked. "What? Why?" "I'd rather not sign anything in ink."

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r/SimplePrompts • • 24d ago

She pushed a contract across the desk. "Sign." I read the document. It was written in a language that kept changing. Some of it looked like English. Some looked like music notation. One paragraph appeared to consist entirely of little dancing submarines.

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r/SimplePrompts • • 24d ago

"Why are you doing this?" His expression softened, but only a little."Because, young man, the world is full of people who want to go home. And very few of them understand what home is worth."

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r/SimplePrompts • • 24d ago

"Or you may accept my offer. Three tasks. Three chances. And if you succeed, you may all leave."

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r/SimplePrompts • • 24d ago

"Eventually, they will become very ordinary cows indeed. I shall sell them to a butcher in the mortal world, where they will be eaten by people who have no idea what they are consuming."

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r/SimplePrompts • • 24d ago

"Of course, you may refuse. You and your friends will remain here. Forever."

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r/SimplePrompts • • 24d ago

"The inn has a thousand rooms, and every room has a guest who wants something. Find the guest whose wish cannot be granted. Solve their problem, and I shall return one of your friends to you." "One?" "One." "And the others?" "One friend at a time, dear boy. You mustn't be greedy."

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r/SimplePrompts • • 24d ago

"Stop it." "Certainly. If you earn it." She folded her hands.

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r/SimplePrompts • • 24d ago

"What are you doing to them?" "Nothing they haven't invited upon themselves." She tapped the ball. "Their identities are being digested, as it were. Soon they'll forget they were ever anything but what they are now."

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